Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Soon to be an addition to your TSA security checkpoint experience…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Soon to be an addition to your TSA security checkpoint experience…
Soon to be an addition to your TSA security checkpoint experience…
the Spanish Inquisition.
no one saw that coming
Well surprise is one of their many weapons.
Soon to be an addition to your TSA security checkpoint experience…
well I’m not saying it involves Alien probes but… it involves Alien probes.
Soon to be an addition to your TSA security checkpoint experience…
Jimi Hendrix.
Soon to be an addition to your TSA security checkpoint experience…
Adult diapers.
Depends.
ALWAYS..get real. Depends are too clicheish
Promise?
Soon to be an addition to your TSA security checkpoint experience…
actual former East German border guards!
…cupholders. And by that I mean — well, never mind what I mean.
Soon to be an addition to your TSA security checkpoint experience…
Stripper poles. And you’re the act.
…shoulder rubs and hair sniffing.
Soon to be an addition to your TSA security checkpoint experience…
…longer waits (DMV style)
…public shaming if something deemed nefarious is found in your carry on.
…Folgers Crystals instead of coffee.
Soon to be an addition to your TSA security checkpoint experience…
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqRdT8m1Suo&w=560&h=315%5D
Every TSA will be required to be named Charlie.
Or Loretta…
Or Vicky
https://youtu.be/ah7mS9H_TOM
And you’ll never return, no you’ll never return
and your fate will be unlearned…
you may ride forever ‘neath the streets of Boston,
You’re the ones who never returned.
…no guarantees of making it to your gate on time
…3-D scanning with Surround-Sound…
…questions three…
Virtual colonoscopies.
Whaddaya mean, “virtual?”
Visceral?
Viscous.
or maybe even vicious
Tip Jars
(((shakes fist at c64wood)))
A Starbucks Express.
Barry White playing in the background.
Mariachis!
a secret code name …. like “Flounder”
Why Flounder?
(((BUUURP!!!)))WHY NOT!!!
And I hate to go through this again…but it’s PINTO, not Flounder that asks Brother Bluto the orginis of his name. Let’s try to keep things straight around here…
You’re attempts to “keep things straight around here” have Gloundered.
Why yes dear sirrah the difference I know so my question thus becomes authentic and not rhetorically humorous.
Soon to be an addition to your TSA security checkpoint experience…
You get to cop a feel offa them!
At TSA a Cop feel you!
…replacing the ‘S’ with an ampersand.
…you will be given the choice of Country or Western music.
…local or general anesthesia.
… the X-ray machine now doubles as a toll booth
They gonna charge passengers 10 cents each?
We need a $#itload of dimes!
…bottles of Jack Daniels passed around until passengers and pilots are brave enough to board 737 Max flights.
…lines shorter (but slower) than those on Mt. Everest if you bring your own oxygen.
…drug sniffing dogs replaced by high school dropout stoners.
Trogdor
The STD of your choice
…Tom Hanks saying, “There is no crying in TSA Pre-Check”
Is the “Pre-check” when they do a full body cavity search before you get on the regular line?
…improved check-through times through TSA team competition – unfortunately, the teams are “Shirts” and “Skins”…