In response to Democrats calling for Bob Barr to resign, President Trump announced that he plans to promote Barr from Attorney General to Judge Dredd.
In response to Democrats calling for Bob Barr to resign, President Trump announced that he plans to promote Barr from Attorney General to Judge Dredd.
Breaking news from the White House: Trump’s tax records are now in a safe place for all to see. CNN Reporter: “Where is that”? “They’re underneath Obama’s college records, his birth record, his passport application, his immigration status as a student, his funding source to pay for college, his college records, his selective service registration, and Hillary’s email log and 66,000 missing emails”.
Why not ask the IRS if he made any mistakes? None? Let’s move on then.
Make Audits Germane Again
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Barr, Barr, Barr
Barr
Barbs and rants,
Barr, Barr, Barr
Barr
Barbs and rants
[Raise your hand]
Barr, Barr, Barr
Barr
Barbs and rants
You got Barack and Eric Holder
Sittin’ in your folder
Barbs and rants
Barr, Barr, Barr
Barr
Barbs and rants,
Went to offense
Lackin’ common sense
Barr already knew
What he was up against
Barbs and rants
Barr, Barr, Barr
Oh, barbs and rants . . .
We got moronic and appalling
Mocked, and unappealing
Barbs and rants
Blah, blah, blah,
Blah
Barbs and rants
— Tried “We will sue”
— Got petty, too
— Tried vetting you, but we knew it wouldn’t do
Barbs and rants,
Barbs and rants . .
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{Of course, it’s much better with all the harmony that Democrats bring to their performance.}