(To the tune of “Instant Karma” by John Lennon)
♫
Instant Drama’s gonna get you
Take you out to the woodshed
You better get yourself together:
Pretty newsreaders’ll mock what you said.
What in the world were you thinking of?
Laughing in the face of Gov?
What on earth are you tryin’ to undo?
We’re bigger than you
Yeah, you . . .
Instant Drama’s gonna get you:
Gonna look into your case;
Better get yourself together, media darlin’
Everything’s about race!
CNN, MSNBC
And all the other tools agree:
Who on earth do you think you are?
A media superstar?
Well, play it right, you are . . .
Well we’ll all chime in
Like Che, Mao, and Stalin
Yeah we’ll all chime in
In any case, we win!
InstaTrauma(™)’s gonna get you
A Ford or not, win or defeat.
Better recognize your betters
Or you’re just gonna be Red meat
.
Why in the world should we care
Level playing field or playing fair?
Why on earth are you here
When you’re not even queer?
Come on, pretend you like beer . . .
Well we all have skeletons
Illegitimate affairs or sons
Yeah we all hide tons —
Compromise when you’re compromised
It’s on on and on . . .
Yeah yeah . . .
“Alt-right” . . .
Uh huh . . . Ah-Hah!
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Got one myself.
Someone like Trump
[Somebody to love by Jefferson Airplane]
When the founders truths
are all called lies.
And all the liberty
in the country dies.
Don’t you want somebody who will fight
Don’t you need somebody who will fight
Wouldn’t you love somebody who will fight
You better find somebody who will fight
Fights!
When the lefties protest
and want you dead, yes
and the law, the law
fails to protect.
you.
Don’t you want somebody to set it right
Don’t you need somebody to set it right
Wouldn’t you love somebody to set it right
I know where you can find somebody to set it right.
Their lies, I say their lies
all day long they hiss
But in your head my friend
don’t you fall for any of this.
Don’t you want somebody who might
Don’t you need somebody who might
Wouldn’t you love somebody who might
Well you’ve found somebody who might
do..
Progs tears are running
They’re running all down their breasts
And you got a friend
who won’t treat you like a pest.
Now we got somebody like Trump
’cause we need somebody like Trump
You gotta love somebody like Trump
Thank God we found somebody like Trump.