Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
It’s Elizabeth Warren’s 70th birthday tomorrow. She will celebrate by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
It’s Elizabeth Warren’s 70th birthday tomorrow. She will celebrate by…
…receiving much wampum and smoking peace pipe.
checking to see if her butt now sags as low as her credibility.
…taking pale-face scalps.
…touting her “youth movement” in the Democrat primaries…
…having…a beer…
I admire the way you punctuated that!
Embrace the…power…of Shatner!
…declaring that she will never publish another “white” paper because racism…
….right…. she’ll call ’em “Redskin” papers instead.
…building a large wooden badger totem.
It’s Elizabeth Warren’s 70th birthday tomorrow. She will celebrate by…
hav’um heap big party. Much fire water. Get Drunk and hunt buffalo! Hallelujah!
It’s Elizabeth Warren’s 70th birthday tomorrow. She will celebrate by…
well I’m not saying it will be small affair catered by Aliens but… it will be a small affair catered by Aliens.
… opening a casino using her tribal name Last of the Mo-Weakens.
Most of her plans are crapshoots anyway.
Was never really in the cards for her…
She didn’t come out as a natural, anyway. No dice.
Cory Booker dealt race cards when Joe Biden told her to bet roulette on red.
… opening her present. She sure hasn’t opened her past.
…admitting: 1) the past, you can’t change it. 2) the future, you can’t predict it. 3) the present, I didn’t get her one.
Joining the Corps of Discovery and show those mansplaining white men how to cross the continent by river.
… asking for reparations for the Indians in F Troop.
… going to see her Castroenterologist.
apologizing for her previous performances in feather-face
visiting the shrine of Karl Marx
promising more free stuff, to be paid for by other people, for those coming to her party
… playing the song:
♩♪ “It’s My Party, Icon Dunce If I Want To” ♩♪
… or:
♩♪ “(Don’t Mess Around With) Run-Aground Sioux” ♩♪
…counting coupes, on the highway.
… having her campaign send up 9-1-1 smoke signals.
…thanking Yoolgai Asdzaa that while she was born a Herring, she will not die a Mann.
…bragging that while she is ten times as smart as AOC, they are wrong exactly as often.
…making it clear that she has never taken more than 8 hours to find her teeth in a dumpster like that kid Lenny Dykstra.
OK, Yoolgai Asdzaa gets an Obscury
Gotta admit, it’s a good one.
…showing off her Guinness World Record trophy for longest time as an activated Chinese sleeper agent. (70 years, 8 1/2 months.
…blowing out all of her birthday candles with a lawn blower.
… building that.
Declaring she’s a lesbian since her ancestors came from Lesbos.
…claiming superiority to Biden because no one ever called her “boy” or “son”…
Getting a hair styling and a couple Botox injections in her cheekbones. Then going out wide-eyed and pea-brained on the campaign trail.