Basil’s Blackout – The Real Story

 

IMAO World Headquarters

IMAO World Headquarters

On the 24th floor.

 

Oppo
Nice . .  . {sips champagne}

Basil
What?

Oppo

Eliminating Wednesdays.  Stroke of genius.

Basil
?

Oppo

If they work on Wednesdays, they aren’t exactly our type, are they?

Basil
. . .

Oppo
And if they’re lounging about on Wednesdays, they aren’t exactly our type, either, are they?

Basil
“Security”

Oppo
So my new plan for Wednesdays is: Pool Party.

Basil

. . . ?

Oppo
Just like yesterday.

Basil
Where?

Oppo
At the company pool.  The leaky thing.  Above your . . . is this the first time you’ve heard about this?

 

{Security shows up.  Oppo gives them that look.}

 

 

Basil

Oppo
Oh, and Harvey’s office?  I’ve been looking at that for Walrus.

Basil

Oppo
Mine’s much, much, much, much too grand.

Basil
What does that mean?

Oppo
It means you should have been upstairs at the pool instead of in the basement in a cake.

Basil

Oppo
It’s a recycled joke from last time.  Look, are you literally …?  Try to keep up.

Basil
I am going to go back to DisneyWorld, soon, or one of the associated …..

Phone call from Harvey
ring tone

Oppo
Ah!  It’s Harvey.  He’s asking about that down-time.  Shall I pass it on to you?

Basil
Harvey?  And FrankJ is on the line?!?  Why do I feel like Hank Johnson suddenly being quizzed on Guam tipping over?

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