The Democratic candidates all rallying around abortion on demand in the third trimester is just straight psychopath. Don’t know of a nicer way of putting that.
It’s just infanticide at that point. It’s like a decent chunk of the population has gone completely insane… in a very gruesome way.
Now I find abortion horrific from the getgo. I saw my kids at 8 weeks and would have considered it murder to harm them then. Still, it’s no mystery why you have a lot of support for abortion on demand in 1st trimester but it drops to crazy fringe in the 3rd.
It’s just that crazy fringe includes now almost all the Democratic candidates. My guess is, most of them find it horrific too, but you have to pander to the base which feels the need to double down on the most gruesome parts of abortion.
Well, if you want profiles in courage, the last place to look is politicians. Still, if you want to help Trump, make sure he’s the only one on the good side of the dismembering babies issue.

When I eat a fortune cookie, I just pop the whole thing in my mouth and chew and swallow the cookie along with the fortune.
Because I make my own luck.

Yes, I’ve nearly choked to death a couple time, but that’s because of my actions… not random chance.

If I ever met anyone who disagreed with me about politics, I’d just patiently explain to him why he’s wrong.

Why don’t all the Dems just run on what a great success Obamacare was?

“Here’s my plan for health care: Nothing. Because we have Obamacare. Problem solved back in 2010.”

If you honestly believe the world could soon be ending from climate change and that America is collapsing to fascism, how much time do you spend worrying about pronouns?

When you first see a person, is categorizing that person as male or female the very first categorization your brain does? How long does that take and how accurate is it?

If I had a platform and was told to remove false political ads, I’d just ban all politicians and political entities from saying anything on it. That would be the only fair way.

The reason the left are obsessed with Facebook and political ads is they have this false belief they can get people to their side by controlling what they see. The actual way would be to treat those who disagree with respect, but the far left would die before doing that.

The annoying thing about writing something funny for a book is can be like a year or more before anyone gets to see it. Much tighter feedback loop with tweets.

Was typing on my phone the message “Going to be 10 minutes” and autocomplete suggested “early” as the next word. I thought these things learn from you.

Wow. Can you believe how close we were in 2016 to electing an unhinged nut job?

I still have absolutely no idea what Seb Gorka is and why I’ve heard of him.

I wonder what’s happening right now.
opens Twitter app
scrolls through “In Case You Missed It” tweets from 12 hours ago that I didn’t miss
scrolls through 5 promoted tweets
goes to Google News

What exactly are “streetlight people”? Some sort of mutant, half-man, half-streetlight? And why should I “don’t stop believin’” in them? Because they sound fairly ridiculous.

DAFFY DUCK Backs MARTIN SCORSESE, Calls MARVEL Movies “Despicable”

But who watches the Watchmen? Not me, since I don’t have HBO.

“From the man who ruined Star Wars… Knives Out.”

We always hear about “anti-heroes,” but pretty much every superhero has done something wrong. Spider-Man got his uncle killed, Batman is obsessed to the point of it being unhealthy, and Iron Man is an alcoholic.
The only superhero who has never done anything wrong is Rorschach.

Are people just joking around calling other people “Russian assets” or have people actually gone psycho-crazy?

What makes me different is I think really hard about each political issue before coming up with an opinion. That way, I come up with the right opinion. It would be nice everyone else did that.

“Watch as JJ Abrams tries to salvage the few plot threads Rian Johnson didn’t completely curb stomp to death.”

No one needs a 30 round magazine. If they were outlawed, I wouldn’t care. I wouldn’t protest. I’d just get a 29 round or 31 round magazine and think nothing of it. Because I don’t need 30 rounds.

I saw in that clip of the Joker dancing on the stairs that he’s smoking a cigarette! Is that guy crazy?

Oh no! Someone just stabbed me while saying, “I just saw the Joker movie, so I think this is okay.”

I find Trump’s use of the term “lynching” so dumb and the freak out about it so disingenuous and I just want to impeach everybody from everything.