Straight Line of the Day: Leaked: the opening line for Trump’s next speech is…
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…”The Score was Four to Seven!”
No, the score stood 2 to 4.
Mighty Schiff has struck out.
“Who’s your daddy?”
I thought that was Mike Pence’s speech and that it was spelled “Hoosier Daddy”.
He looks more like a grandpa.
…”Please buy Frank’s book.”
Available from fine book seller’s nationwide.
This raises a philosophical question. Which would sell more books?
“Buy Frank’s book, or I’ll nuke the moon!”
Or…
“Buy Frank’s book, AND I will nuke the moon!”
Trump saying “Don’t buy that book” would start a stampede of Dems buying it.
“Hello World!”
“I learned to code”
Leaked: the opening line for Trump’s next speech is…
…already around the block and growing by the minute.
“Give me covfefe or give me death!”
“At words poetic
I’m so pathetic
that I always have found it best…”
… to shuck and jive like I’m alive, then smile, and beat my chest…
… “We nuke the moon in 15 minutes”…
Leaked: the opening line for Trump’s next speech is…
I have declared the Democrats a terrorist organization, bombing starts in 5 minutes.
Leaked: the opening line for Trump’s next speech is…
well I’m not saying it will be announcing contact with Aliens but… it will be announcing contact with Aliens.
Leaked: the opening line for Trump’s next speech is…
I got your quid pro quo right here!
I have ordered that no more foreign aid will be provided for the congressional democrats and their Rino abettors.
It is foreign aid because I am quite sure that they are not real Americans!!!!
(Watch their heads explode after that line)
Ya de buckedy, ram ding doo, ni ni ni YAOOUUUL!
Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice,
pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.
When in danger,
or in doubt,
run in circles,
scream and shout.
is already eliciting a Democratic rant in response.
…or as Pelosi would say, ‘It must be responded to, before you hear it.’
already labeled as racist.
…Build the D@mn wall….. You’d do it for Randolph Scott!
IMAO Posters: [singing in the fashion of a church choir] Randolph Scott!
Leaked: the opening line for Trump’s next speech is…
…YGDFT!Y(D*)TATSOTE!
*Democrats
Leaked: the opening line for Trump’s next speech is…
Friends, Romans, countrymen….
…Let the games, and the Russian meddling, begin.
…Has Adam Schiff been working out his neck or are pencils even skinnier than they used to be.
…will be preceded by his entrance music Metallica’s “Enter Sandman”.
…I don’t wish Pelosi was dead but I do wish she wasn’t un-dead.
…If you laid all the Democrats end to end, well, that wouldn’t be the first time.
Ahem, cough cough Bill Clinton cough cough.
Leaked: the opening line for Trump’s next speech is…
A funny thing happened to Hillary on the way to her inauguration.
Sure, I’ll take a peach. I love cobbler. (with two scoops of ice cream.)
I’m you huckleberry.
“Force, Corps, and some veneers ago . . . “
Winning isn’t everything, it’s the only thing. So much winning.
Leaked: the opening line for Trump’s next speech is…
…the sound of a mic-drop and some speaker feedback.
…Excuse me while I whip this out.
Leaked: the opening line for Trump’s next speech is…
a doozy.
“…So, these two Democrats walk into a bar….”
Along with a talking giant Kangaroo…….
What is this? some kind of joke?
Yes…would you like to hear the rest of it?
and one of them walks out, and drives the other off a bridge leaving her to drown while he sleeps it off before calling his handlers to cover it up/.
Nope.
What kind of a rat-fink, low life politician would do a thing like that??
So, these two Democrats walk into a bar along with a talking giant kangaroo. The talking giant kangaroo orders a beer and the bartender tells him it will be ten dollars. The talking giant kangaroo pays the bartender for his beer and the bartender tells the talking giant kangaroo, “You know, we don’t get many talking giant kangaroos in here.” The talking giant kangaroo replies, “Yes, and at these prices you’re not going to get many more either.”
Verrrrry funny. Doesn’t involve Democrats but verrry funny.
That’s because even talking giant kangaroos don’t like hanging around with Democrats.
Is it a “Bible punching heavyweight evangelistic boxing Kangaroo”?
No its a beer drinking talking giant kangaroo.