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NOT from the Babylon Bee:

Hillary Clinton Floats Conspiracy That Tulsi Gabbard Is Being ‘Groomed’ by Russians
Fox News | 10/18/2019

Hillary Clinton in a new interview appeared to float a conspiracy theory that the Russians are “grooming” Hawaii congresswoman and Democratic presidential candidate Tulsi Gabbard to be a third-party candidate in 2020, while claiming 2016 Green Party nominee Jill Stein is “also” a Russian asset.

I can’t stess this enough: this is not from the the Babylon Bee:

“I’m not making any predictions but I think they’ve got their eye on somebody who is currently in the Democratic primary and are grooming her to be the third-party candidate,” Clinton said, in apparent reference to Gabbard. “She’s the favorite of the Russians. They have a bunch of sites and bots and other ways of supporting her so far.”

Not from the Babylon Bee:

She then accused Stein, who ran against her and Donald Trump in 2016, of also being an asset of Russia: “That’s assuming Jill Stein will give it up, which she might not because she’s also a Russian asset.”

First of all, Tulsi’s pretty well-groomed already. Stein — well, Russkies must’ve done a poor job, after all these years.

Second of all, Clinton has not yet accused Fox News of being a Russian asset for reporting this, or you for reading it. But stay tuned.

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  3. Using that logic I guess that everyone who voted for Trump in the last election is a Russian agent too. Okay Hillary I admit it, you got me, my real name is Boris Ivanovic Zzyzxski and I’m a Russian agent!!! Today America…tomorrow the world!!!

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  4. I’ll stick up for Hillary.
    As I recall, Jill Stein had some ‘deal’ going with Tsar Putin I.
    And as we all know, Hillary gets upset when someine else tries to muscle in on her bribe…..uhhhh…. totally legitimate charity donors.

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  5. Hillary Clinton Asked To Leave Costco After Repeatedly Accusing Sample Lady Of Being A Russian Asset
    Babylon Bee | October 18th, 2019

    WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to sources at a DC-area Costco, failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was asked to leave Costco again after repeatedly accusing a lady handing out food samples of being a Russian asset.

    It wasn’t clear how Clinton had ended up in the Costco, as she usually has her servants’ servants go to the market for her. Some suggested she wanted to disguise herself and go be among her subjects to see how the other 99% lives.

    Whatever the case, the sample lady had apparently offered the failed presidential candidate a small paper cup of orange juice and told her the packs were on sale for $9.49 when the incident occurred.

    “Orange… orange like Trump!” Clinton screamed suddenly, frightening the poor food demonstration worker. “You’re in league with him, aren’t you!?” The failed presidential candidate lunged across the cart and attempted to pull off her face mask, certain the lady was actually Vladimir Putin in a skin suit.

    When that failed and the woman shooed her off with a plastic glove, Clinton turned for help and began screaming, “Security! Margaret in the frozen foods aisle is a Russian asset! Help, help, our elections are being meddled with!”

    Guards arrived but relaxed when they saw it was just Hillary Clinton. “OK, lady, let’s go,” they said, grabbing her by each arm.

    “Thank goodness you’re here!” Clinton cried. “Arrest that woman! Can’t someone help me out!?”

    “Oh yeah, sure, lady, we’ll help you out,” the guards said, snickering as they dragged her toward the front door.

    According to sources at the Costco, this is the third time this has happened this week.

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  6. One really can’t improve upon this comment by someone on FreeRepublic.com:

    I can just see how this comical lunacy will unfold:

    HILLARY CLINTON — “Tulsi Gabbard is a Russian asset!”

    EGG McMUFFIN [Evan McMullin] – “Tulsi Gabbard is with the Russians!”

    PRESIDENT TRUMP — “I have asked the U.S. Attorney General to open an investigation of Russia’s attempt to interfere in the 2020 election.”

    HILLARY CLINTON, EGG McMUFFIN, MITT ROMNEY, NANCY PELOSI, PENCILNECK SCHITT, ANDREW NAPOLITANO, SHEP (UNEMPLOYED) SMITH, etc., etc. — “How dare the President abuse his authority by investigating a political opponent!!!!!”

    — 10/19/2019, 2:54:57 PM by Alberta’s Child

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