walruskkkch: The lights are growing dim zzyzx. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.
zzyzx: That’s bullsh*t. You’re a white suburban punk just like me.
Adam Schiff says he does not know the identity of the “whistleblower.” Also unknown to Adam Schiff…
What he don’t know might not hurt Trump
If he stays dumb and no one tells
But if we find out that he’s been cheatin’
What he don’t know might get him killed
Smith and Wesson juries hold a real mean, nasty court
And the verdict that they pass is never slow
So keep on a wearin’ that little poker face
‘Cause soon enough your cards will have to show
And what he don’t know might not hurt Trump
If he stays dumb and no one tells
But if we find out that he’s been cheatin’
What he don’t know will get him killed
Adam Schiff says he does not know the identity of the “whistleblower.” Also unknown to Adam Schiff…
How long he can keep this impeachment farce going before even the Wash Post and CNN have to admit it’s a sham.
Of course, MSNBC and the NY Times will never admit it.
It’s a world of laughter,
a world of tears.
It’s a world of hope
and a world of fears.
There’s so much that we share
that its time we’re aware
it’s a small world after all…
… why people refer to him as a “google-eyed pencil-necked geek”…
… why he doesn’t remember appearing repeatedly on the “Greg Gutfeld Show”…
… where the letters go when he pushes the “Backspace” on his keyboard.
… why people keep asking Warren how she’s going to pay for free healthcare. The whole point of free things is that you don’t have to pay for them.
… that REO Speedwagon song everyone keeps referring to.
…what a real whistle sounds like. He can only hear dog whistles.
…Schiff from Shine-ola
Winner winner, tuna dinner! Congrats!
Whoa! I’ve been in a coma!
Harvey Award(TM) with goldfish clusters to DamnCat!
The millions in tuna dinners must, of course, be itemized on your 1040….
I’d say I’m humbled by and undeserving of this award but I’m a cat.
…how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-roll pop.
…what the meaning of “is” is.
,,, who wrote the book of love, or what is love, or why Chuck and Nancy hate him so much…
..how to walk and chew gum at the same time.
who shot J.R. in the T.V. series Dallas
… why clowns recoil in fear and loathing whenever they get near him…
… why oxygen is incapable of getting to his brain
Adam Schiff says he does not know the identity of the “whistleblower.” Also unknown to Adam Schiff…
that stupid is as stupid does.
Adam Schiff says he does not know the identity of the “whistleblower.” Also unknown to Adam Schiff…
common decency.
The phone number for 911.
or, 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
Adam Schiff says he does not know the identity of the “whistleblower.” Also unknown to Adam Schiff…
how many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man.
Adam Schiff says he does not know the identity of the “whistleblower.” Also unknown to Adam Schiff…
that its Basil not Basil.
…is the company of a woman.
Adam Schiff says he does not know the identity of the “whistleblower.” Also unknown to Adam Schiff…
His Daddy.
Adam Schiff says he does not know the identity of the “whistleblower.” Also unknown to Adam Schiff…
that Epstein did not kill himself.
… how a Thermos is smart enough to know to keep his iced tea cold and his soup warm
… why AOC isn’t as smart as a Thermos
Cause he’s got the infinity stones. D’uh.
I doubt he has any stones
…how to lie convincingly.
… why some people haven’t read Frank J’s latest novel, “Hellbender,” available from fine book purveyors everywhere.
Thief.
Well, I’m not saying Schiff doesn’t know about aliens, but . . .
Somebody call me a cop!
You’re a cop!
Right! RIGHT! Halt the thread.
I’m arresting Walrus under the Creating-a-Straight-Line-Within-a-Straight-Line Act,
And Bob B under the “Not In Front of the Children Act” and this pound of smack I have discovered in his posession.
Cue tele-cine . . .
Wait for it! . . .
OK, next comment:
… It’s a fair cop…
Which is better than a cop out.
I still blame Society.
walruskkkch: The lights are growing dim zzyzx. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.
zzyzx: That’s bullsh*t. You’re a white suburban punk just like me.
walruskkkch: Yeah, but it still hurts.
… the role that Epstein may or may not have played in killing himself.
Adam Schiff says he does not know the identity of the “whistleblower.” Also unknown to Adam Schiff…
that Clark Kent is Superman
… whether “Rosebud” was an old girlfriend of Kane’s, or what.
Adam Schiff says he does not know the identity of the “whistleblower.” Also unknown to Adam Schiff…
what evil that lurks in the hearts of men. But the Shadow know he, he, he…
… that the problems of two little people don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
Still, this looks like the beginning of a beautiful impeachment.
I’m shocked, SHOCKED that politicking is going on in here…
We’ll always have Kiev.
Not me, I chickened out.
…how to find his tail end while using both hands and a flashlight.
…. where I’m-a-gonna go when the faux-cano blow.
… history / biology / trigonometry / what a slide rule is for / the French he took / science books / the Middle Ages . . .
… that the new sheriff is not Caucasian
That would make him….
BONG!
El Kabong!
(How many kids today will recognize that reference?)
Well at least its not authentic frontier gibberish.
…what you did last summer.
… where George Zip will be at this time, but he won’t smell too good, that’s for sure.
Adam Schiff says he does not know the identity of the “whistleblower.” Also unknown to Adam Schiff…
is the whereabouts of Hillary’s email server. Which is why he yet lives.
Adam Schiff says he does not know the identity of the “whistleblower.” Also unknown to Adam Schiff…
but knownst to us, there is no Quid for any pro quo!
Adam Schiff says he does not know the identity of the “whistleblower.” Also unknown to Adam Schiff…
don’t eat the Meatloaf!
Adam Schiff says he does not know the identity of the “whistleblower.” Also unknown to Adam Schiff…
The real Rock Ridge from the fake Rock Ridge.
Adam Schiff says he does not know the identity of the “whistleblower.” Also unknown to Adam Schiff…
What he don’t know might not hurt Trump
If he stays dumb and no one tells
But if we find out that he’s been cheatin’
What he don’t know might get him killed
Smith and Wesson juries hold a real mean, nasty court
And the verdict that they pass is never slow
So keep on a wearin’ that little poker face
‘Cause soon enough your cards will have to show
And what he don’t know might not hurt Trump
If he stays dumb and no one tells
But if we find out that he’s been cheatin’
What he don’t know will get him killed
…that Trump is going to appoint a Judge that is a Taurus.
…how to properly deliver a comedy routine to a courtroom.
… his impeachment circus is a giant Candygram that even Mongo wouldn’t be fooled by.
“Scandalgram for MAGA! Scandalgram for MAGA! . . . “
Adam Schiff says he does not know the identity of the “whistleblower.” Also unknown to Adam Schiff…
Why the Knights who say Ni changed their name to the Knights who say …”Ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing, z’nourrwringmm.”
His a$$…a hole in the ground.
His favorite color.
The land speed of a laden swallow.
… who put the bump in the Trump news-dump poll bump?
Who put the male in Kamala’s shenanigan bing-bangs?
Who was that Clinton?
I’d like to know what they’re hintin’ . . .
how to build a large wooden badger
…where he misplaced all that solid evidence.
…how he can get off this runaway train.
He can’t…Old Charlie stole the handle and the train it won’t stop going. No way it could slow down.
Trouble ahead, trouble behind and you know that notion just crossed my mind.
Yes, well…never drive the train high on propane.
Adam Schiff says he does not know the identity of the “whistleblower.” Also unknown to Adam Schiff…
How long he can keep this impeachment farce going before even the Wash Post and CNN have to admit it’s a sham.
Of course, MSNBC and the NY Times will never admit it.
how to tell Folger Crystals from real coffee.
…. that he should hang is head, crawl home, get into his jammies and suck his thumb …. because he has NOTHING.
“Hmmmm… I can never tell if I crapped my pants or I’m sitting on Nancy’s face again.”
Ergh
PG site for FrankJ’s children to enjoy
I’M NO SAINT – I’ve crossed the line too many times in the past myself. Recently.
Adam Schiff says he does not know the identity of the “whistleblower.” Also unknown to Adam Schiff…
Why anyone ever listens to the economic theories of Paul Krugman.
To be fair, nobody does.
I do, then do the opposite.
Will someone please get the Rick Astley song from yesterday out of my head?????
Try the old standard…. “A Hundred Bottles of Beer on the Wall” song. If that doesn’t do it, you may just be beyond hope.
It’s a world of laughter,
a world of tears.
It’s a world of hope
and a world of fears.
There’s so much that we share
that its time we’re aware
it’s a small world after all…
You’re giving me an Achey Breaky Heart.
Adam Schiff says he does not know the identity of the “whistleblower.” Also unknown to Adam Schiff…
Why you should never get out of the boat.
…that you should never go full retard.
Who put the ram
In the rama lama ding dong.