Robert Pattinson Thinks Jennifer Lopez Would Make an “Awesome” Batman
Variety | November 13, 2019. . . Lopez believes that Pattinson is the perfect choice to play the legendary superhero. “I think you’ll be a great Batman. An awesome Batman! Seriously, because he’s a dark character.”
“You would be as well!” Pattinson replied.
“Huh? I could be Batman?” Lopez exclaimed. “Why not!”
So maybe even you could be the next Batman! Why not!?
Because Basil, not Basil, is obviously Batman…
“Huh? I could be Batman?” Lopez exclaimed. “Why not!” Because Batman is a male that’s why not! Pee Wee Herman would make a better Batman…at least he’s a male. Or sort of a male.
Plus, Pee Wee’s a rebel. A loner.
Why can’t I be Batman? I’d have to guess it’s because I never had the necessary Boy Wonder.
I gravitated more towards Batgirl.
. . . Mmm . . .
. . . Batgirl. . . . I wonder . . .
Only if the Rock is the next Wonder Woman.
“Finally! A worse Batman than me!”
– George Clooney –
How can Jennifer Lopez be Batman? Can they make a bat suit backless to the butt with some belly button exposing décolletage?
But…..I’M BATMAN! Or just Scarecrow. Pretty much the same thing, right?