Straight Line of the Day: Democrat Pick-Up Lines: Posted by Oppo on 25 November 2019, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Democrat Pick-Up Lines:
Democrat Pick-Up Lines: Hey Baby I’m not saying I’m and illegal Alien but…I’m an illegal Alien. Reply to this comment
Democrat Pick-Up Lines: You’re like a value added tax, you add meaning to my life. Reply to this comment
Democrat Pick-Up Lines: I know how to say “tax the rich” in several different languages, which one do you want me to tell you tomorrow morning? Reply to this comment
What kinda low life, cracker croaker, commie pre-vert, would give Randolph Scott a thumbs down!?! Reply to this comment
I say let’s give him a fair trial (like Trump’s impeachment trial for example) and then hang the varmint! Reply to this comment
I gave the thumbs down. What self-hating liberal would do anything for Randolph Scott? That belonged in today’s “conservative pick up lines”. Reply to this comment
… “Why don’t you come up to my place and check out my collection of “extra” ballots “… Reply to this comment
Democrat Pick-Up Lines: If I told you that you are racist, sexist and deplorable will you love me? Reply to this comment
Democrat Pick-Up Lines: Hey, once you go Democrat you’ll never go back. Trust us, we won’t let you. Reply to this comment
Democrat Pick-Up Lines: If you don’t give me your number I’ll tell Hillary you know who helped Epstein commit suicide. Reply to this comment
…”Wanna see my Green New Deal?”…
Democrat Pick-Up Lines:
Hey Baby I’m not saying I’m and illegal Alien but…I’m an illegal Alien.
Democrat Pick-Up Lines:
Of course it’s free baby.
… “What’s your pronoun, Comrade?”…
Democrat Pick-Up Lines:
I’m a Kennedy with a designated driver.
… “Hey Hey, Ho Ho – On a Date With Me You Gotta Go!”…
Democrat Pick-Up Lines:
Baby you’re built like a brick tax bill.
Democrat Pick-Up Lines:
If you got the money honey, I got the time.
…”I’m with Her… unless I can be with YOU!”
Democrat Pick-Up Lines:
Epstein sent me.
This one especially useful if you’re a member of the royal family.
Democrat Pick-Up Lines:
Baby whats your sign?
Shows me her sign…it says “Equal pay for women!”
IMPEACH TRUMP!
When do I want it? NOW!
Democrat Pick-Up Lines:
I’ve got an appropriation bill with your name in it.
‘Scuse me while I whip this out! (Shows her appropriation bill.)
You’ve triggered me!
Hey would you like to wear matching “I’m with Stupid” shirts?
Democrat Pick-Up Lines:
the local welfare office.
Democrat Pick-Up Lines:
Wanna come up to my safe space for a nightcap?
Wanna see how big my tax increase gets?
Democrat Pick-Up Lines:
You’re like a value added tax, you add meaning to my life.
Let’s woke up together.
Hey baby, Socialize this!
Democrat Pick-Up Lines:
I know how to say “tax the rich” in several different languages, which one do you want me to tell you tomorrow morning?
You’d do it for Randolph Scott
What kinda low life, cracker croaker, commie pre-vert, would give Randolph Scott a thumbs down!?!
An America h8er.
I say let’s give him a fair trial (like Trump’s impeachment trial for example) and then hang the varmint!
We could give him 3 steps.
Towards the door?
To the gallows.
I gave the thumbs down.
What self-hating liberal would do anything for Randolph Scott?
That belonged in today’s “conservative pick up lines”.
Oh, well okay then………….I guess.
… “Wanna see my Joe Biden Secret Decoder Ring?” …
Only if you promise to respect me in the morning.
And a Democrat’s promise is worth…?
You want to see my massive election?
(Giggle) I would rike that belly much!
Sweetie, you’re like a Carter policy, you keep raising my interest rate!
I’m your huckleberry
“If I said you have an objectifiable body would you hold it against me?”
C’mon baby, I want to hug something other than a tree.
Kancel Kulture Kanoodle?
“Wow, is global warming increasing or is it you?”
If you like my boxers, you can keep my boxers
My whistle is blowing just for you baby.
Democrat Pick-Up Lines:
Baby you’re hotter than Nancy Pelosi’s sauna pants.
… “Why don’t you come up to my place and check out my collection of “extra” ballots “…
Democrat Pick-Up Lines:
If I told you that you are racist, sexist and deplorable will you love me?
How much for a toddler?
“I’m with The Resistance. But in your case I’ll make an exception.”
“Say hello to my little campaign promise.”
I’d eat a beaver to save a tree.
I’m not really this tall, I’m standing on my tax indictments.
Democrat Pick-Up Lines:
Hey, once you go Democrat you’ll never go back. Trust us, we won’t let you.
Democrat Pick-Up Lines:
If you don’t give me your number I’ll tell Hillary you know who helped Epstein commit suicide.
It was incompetence…incompetence helped Epstein commit suicide.
Ian Competence? Don’t know him.
Saaaay, is that someone else’s money you’re spending?
I vote Democrat always.
Wanna come up and see my etchings….and my copy of Das Kapital?
…”I have a venti soy latte for Zhe Guevara”
Hey, baby… I’m Bill Clinton…