Straight Line of the Day: Like Azimov, Democrats have laws for their robots, which include:
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Like Azimov, Democrats have laws for their robots, which include:
well I’m not saying they are programmed to say that they are not saying it’s Aliens but…they are programmed to say that it’s not Aliens but… it’s Aliens.
“So, you have a Lost in Safe Space script for me?”
“Yes, sir, I do.”
“Who were you thinking of directing?”
“Either the chick from Girl Ghostbusters or the one from Charlie’s Angels.”
“Are either of them still working?”
“I don’t know.”
The Media Robots Laws:
1. The media may not injure a Democrat or, through inaction, allow a Democrat to come to harm.
2. The media must obey the orders given it by Democrats except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. The media must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.
Like Asimov, Democrats have laws for their robots, which include…
They can’t be bargained with. They can’t be reasoned with. They don’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop… ever, until all conservatives are dead!
Like Azimov, Democrats have laws for their robots, which include:
well I’m not saying they are programmed to say that they are not saying it’s Aliens but…they are programmed to say that it’s not Aliens but… it’s Aliens.
So…then…it’s aliens?
I’m not saying that.
Like Azimov, Democrats have laws for their robots, which include:
Orange Man Bad! Orange Man Bad! Orange Man Bad!
Like Azimov, Democrats have laws for their robots, which include:
vote early, vote often.
… the requirement to fabricate evidence against all members of the Robinson family who are wearing MAGA hats.
Danger! Danger! Danger Will Robinson!
Aliens wearing Maga hats approaching!
Aliens wearing MAGA hats approaching is tight!
“So, you have a Lost in Safe Space script for me?”
“Yes, sir, I do.”
“Who were you thinking of directing?”
“Either the chick from Girl Ghostbusters or the one from Charlie’s Angels.”
“Are either of them still working?”
“I don’t know.”
“Honestly, why would anyone still hire them to direct?”
“I’m going to have to ask you to get all the way off my back on that.”
“Fair enough”
… however tempting, they’re not allowed to imitate Al Gore.
Their joints freeze up trying to be so inanimate.
… use only solar & wind for electricity.
Never vote for a Republican, nor through inaction allow a Republican to be voted for.
There are only 10 kinds of candidates… Good Democrats and Bad Republicans
Sneaky.
… never get involved in a land war in Asia…
… never cross the streams…
… you can fool some of the people all of the time…
…and you can jerk the rest off. (Robin Williams)
If you look around the room and can’t spot the Electronic Voting Machine…. then you’re the Electronic Voting Machine.
… deny, defy, delete…
EBCDIC – Erase Backup, Crash Disk, Ignite Cards
On a clear disk you can seek forever.
… If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it…
this is why we have robots.
hey Alexa and Google, what are your robotic laws?
Like Azimov, Democrats have laws for their robots, which include:
deny that Epstein didn’t kill himself.
Like Azimov, Democrats have laws for their robots, which include:
that they can claim to be sanctuary Robots and ignore them as they like.
…Keep counting until the Democrat wins.
Especially if she’s a Wookie!
Umm, errr, how do you tell the difference between a male and a female wookie? Are you even permitted to guess?
Hairballs
So the, ahhh, female ones lack hair balls?
Like Azimov, Democrats have laws for their robots, which include:
no one talks about fight club.
No one talks about byte club.
Not even a Nibble?
Like Azimov, Democrats have laws for their robots, which include:
be inclusive, except for groups designated to be hated.
…spelling Asimov’s name correctly.
As a shade of purple grey.
Oops!
Whoopsie!
…ABC: Always Be Corrupting.
Hillary Clinton is always right.
If Hillary Clinton is not right, then see rule #1
… use only sustainable, organic transistors.
Like Asimov, Democrats have laws for their robots, which include…
Laws that are never enforced…kinda like what Kim Foxx does in Chicago.
Bacon to zzyzx for correcting the spelling of That Author’s name!
Well he is kind of an obscure writer.
And I’m a fan! That’s what makes it worse!
Thanks guys…but in all honesty, I’ve never written a book in my life.
No, no, not you, Taggert!
The Media Robots Laws:
1. The media may not injure a Democrat or, through inaction, allow a Democrat to come to harm.
2. The media must obey the orders given it by Democrats except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. The media must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.
Extra Bacon.
HARVEY AWARD (TM)!
… suspension of all pre-programmed arithmetic rules as applies to campaign lies.
Like Asimov, Democrats have laws for their robots, which include…
They can’t be bargained with. They can’t be reasoned with. They don’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop… ever, until all conservatives are dead!
Bacon to Walrus, too, for spelling the name correctly!
Hey man I just cut and paste.
To determine whether an end of a power cord is male or female, ask its orientation.
“Wait; doesn’t its very construction answer the question?”
“Nope. Not in 2019.”
Generic Democrat candidate:
“And if I’m elected, I’ll earmark $11.73 trillion to make sure every power cord in underserved areas has inclusive connectivity!”
{Applause from audience}
Sounds reasonable.
Like Asimo, Democrats have ad campaigns for their robots, because they don’t have real humans to put up for election…
Never open the pod bay doors
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