In a legal first, animal rights activists have asked Germany’s top court to ban the practice of castrating young male pigs without anaesthetic — with the piglets themselves listed as the plaintiffs.
Straight Line of the Day: If piglets can sue…
In a legal first, animal rights activists have asked Germany’s top court to ban the practice of castrating young male pigs without anaesthetic — with the piglets themselves listed as the plaintiffs.
Straight Line of the Day: If piglets can sue…
If piglets can sue…
they would go Wee, Wee, Wee all the way to the courthouse.
… it’s all the fault of hog-callers everywhere. They put the thought into their heads by identifying themselves with that loud repetition of “Sooooo-eeeee, pig!”…
…they’ll pronounce it, “SOOO-IEEE!”
…then Alec Baldwin’s daughter has a nice case just waiting for her to file and collect.
.. will cows be mooing for a share of Chick-fil-A earnings over fair use of their image or likeness?
…then we could be facing a bacon crisis.
I’d rather have a nuclear war than lose bacon.
… all barnyard animals will be seeking reparations for 10,000 years of breakfast exploitation…
If piglets can sue…
Pooh’s in trouble.
… we can counter with a writ of “corpus delicious”….
You’ve been served!
If piglets can sue…
we will find that some animals are more equal than others.
If piglets can sue…
will Muslim lawyers be willing to represent them?
… our law professors will finally realize they were so preoccupied with whether they could, they never stopped to ask whether they should.
…they will be noisier… as they will no longer be dis-gruntled.
If piglets can sue…
We’ll never be able to enjoy another schnitzengruben as we all know what their main ingredient consists of.
By the way fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben. What’s yours?
the airlines are going to be out A LOT of frequent flyer miles.
… heaven help the next prosecutor who refers to indicting a ham sandwich
…they’ll be represented by legal eagles.
…they’ll hire The Rutles press officer, Eric Manchester.
If piglets can sue…
they’ll probably think they can fly next.
If you give a pig a suekie…
…all smokehouses will soon be smoke-free.
…they’ll be sorry when they see how the sausage is made.
Kermit will lose his paternity suit.
What do you mean if? Florida voters gave pigs constitutional rights in 2002. Of course they can sue.
I don’t know. But the plaintiff was delicious