From Connecticut:
A university laboratory began tests Friday on skeletal remains found beneath an 18th-century home in the hopes of identifying the three people believed to be soldiers killed during the Revolutionary War.
In December, while homeowners were renovating their house in Ridgefield, the remains were discovered in a grave under the foundation.
— Tests Begin on Bones That May Be Revolutionary War Soldiers
Chris Ehrmann / Phys.org / Jan. 3, 2020
In light of the Democrats’ vocal embrace of socialism — their efforts to enslave the country, tax it into oblivion, and subvert the Constitution — it is considered scientifically certain that the discovery of the remains was due to the unbearable noise of them rolling over.
Revolutionary war? Bah, probably just useful pawns of the White Patriarchy of the Founding Fathers to create the United States of Slavery.