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Archive of entries posted on September 2020
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Best Version! Ghost Riders in the sky
Getting ready for the weekend with another Best Version! poll.
Last week we had Gloria and here are the results.
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Congratulations to Van Morrison
Today’s song is Ghost riders in the sky.
Lots of version but here are the three we (Me and the Emu) chose.
- Marty Robbins
- Frankie Lane
- Johnny Cash
- None of the above
To the music.
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USAF: 73 years
September 18, 1947. 54 days after President Harry S. Truman signed the National Security Act of 1947, the provisions took effect, creating the United States Air Force.
This is the 73rd anniversary of that event.
Happy birthday, Air Force!
Thursday Night Open Thread
I’ve never been much of a Cat Stevens fan. Sure, some of his early stuff was okay, but I never liked anything enough to actually spend money on any of his stuff, 45s or LPs. But, if his songs came on the radio, I didn’t immediately reach for the button, either.
Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s our nightly Open Thread, and you have the floor.
Link of the Day: Our Comic Book Movie World
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Promoted Comment: Pedo-Goat Injunction
By none other than Bob B :
(To the tune of “Petticoat Junction”)
Come join the BLM as we’re rolling down the tracks to the conference
Forget about the past, it is time for reparations at the conferenceLotsa lies, you bet
Even more, when you get
To the conference
(Petty, short conference )There’s a little cabal called the Mainstream Press at the conference
(Petty, short conference )
It is run by Kamala, come and be her guest at the conference
(Petty, short conference )
And that’s Uncle Joe, he’s a movin’ kind of slow at the conferencePetty, short conference
Job SeCURE-ity
Biggest Story of the Last Twenty Years
Keepers Baffled as Emu Stolen From Australian Park
Phys.org / Feb. 13, 2013
Keepers at an Australian wildlife park said they were concerned and baffled at the theft of an emu in a night raid, saying it would be frightened and possibly injured.
The tall female bird was discovered missing from Featherdale Wildlife Park in Sydney’s western suburbs early Tuesday. Her enclosure contained a large quantity of feathers, indicating a struggle.
“It looks like the emu may have sustained injuries during the theft,” park curator Chad Staples said in a statement.
“The theft and injuries sustained would have been traumatic enough but if the animal is still alive, it will be feeling additional stress being in an unfamiliar environment.”
Police are investigating the theft of the native flightless bird, which park workers believe was carried out by more than one person given the difficulty in herding the erratic animal.
“It’s unbelievable,” Staples told national broadcaster ABC.
“I understand to a degree when you’re talking about an animal that has significant monetary value, but an emu?”
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Link of the Day: Jeff Dunham
Submitted by Slapout:
Finally, someone who makes fun of both sides.
(13:26)
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