Straight Line of the Day: “Jeopardy” Categories for 2020 Might Include… Posted by Oppo on 28 November 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: “Jeopardy” categories for 2020 might include… (Feel free to invent sample answers/questions, as well.)
Stupid stuff the Pope says. 2020’s best cities to loot 101 ways to redecorate. Again. Reply to this comment
I’ll take Gender for me but not for Zee for 200, Alex This gender that totally exists is the result of a transitioning two spirit groundhog furry mating with a questioning wolf-self non-binary scene kindred. What is a potted plant? The board is yours. Reply to this comment
“Apart from a warmer-than-average winter, climate experts consider this positive proof of global warming.” “What is a colder-than-average winter?” “… Is correct.” Reply to this comment
“A question that might as likely be heard in the electoral college as here on Jeopardy.” “What is Why did the computer just award my points to Joe Biden?” “Correct..” Reply to this comment
“And our categories are:” WAYS TO PRONOUNCE “PSALMIST” YOU KNOW, THE THING THINGS ABOUT ANTHONY WEINER THAT CREEP PEOPLE OUT DICTATORIAL GOVERNORS YGDT!LTATSOTE! “And for some of us:” POPERY Reply to this comment
Contestant: Socialist Tropes for 200 Alex: This well kn… Contestant: What is racism. Alex: Correct. Contestant: 400 Alex: Scientists hav Contestant: WHAT IS RACISM! Alex: Correct. Contestant: Same category for 6 Alex:… Contestant: WHY DON’T YOU JUMP OFF A CLIFF YOU G. D. RACIST! Alex: That is correct. Contestant: I’ll go for 800. Alex: I.. Contestant: REEEEEEE RACISM Alex: I’m sorry. All answers must be in the form of a question. Contestant: SOCIALISM MUST NOT BE QUESTIONED! Alex: The judges have just informed me that I should allow it. Contestant 2: Wait a minute, why does he have more points than me? Reply to this comment
Republican Contestant “My buzzer’s not working, Alex.” “I’m afraid the judges have ruled that that’s now moot. Moving on… Reply to this comment
REPUBLICAN CONTESTANT: “I’ll take ‘Swing States’ for $100, Alexa.” ALEXA: “Democrat Candidates Usually Get This.” DEMOCRAT CONTESTANT [buzzing in]: “I’ll bet it all, Alexa!” REPUBLICAN CONTESTANT: “What?” ALEXA: “Go ahead.” DEMOCRAT CONTESTANT: “What is The Daily Double?” [Bells and siren sound, lights illuminate “Daily Double” logo.] ALEXA: “Correct!” REPUBLICAN CONTESTANT: “That’s supposed to be announced at the beginning of the turn!” ALEXA: “Oooh, sorry. Needs to be phrased in the form of a question.” Reply to this comment
Pandemic Hoaxes Economy Socialism Dead Game Show Hosts Fraud President Trump’s Second Term Agenda Reply to this comment
Here’s an entire board: Cringe Inducing Candidates Fascist Actions Excused by Covid-19 Who Is This Riot For? Twitter Knows Best Who Is That Masked Man Canceled Celebrities Reply to this comment
“Jeopardy” categories for 2020 might include… Basil or Basil? Lid calling Literally Hitler Emus in History Democrat Vote Fraud Reply to this comment
We Don’t Want To Say It’s Aliens This group built the pyramid of Giza. They created the geoglyphs in Nazca, Peru. Responsible for Twitter deleting Alex Jones. Secret advisors for the Rothschild’s. Shape-shift into the form of Emus in order to infiltrate irreverent right-leaning websites. Reply to this comment
Final Jeopardy category…Famous Movie Scenes. Q: Which member of Taggert’s posse actually rode back for a s**t load of dimes? Que the music…….. Reply to this comment
You expect me to think up clever things on a Saturday while I’m recovering from a food coma? I laugh at your impertinence… Reply to this comment
Stupid stuff the Pope says.
2020’s best cities to loot
101 ways to redecorate. Again.
Notable Tik Toks
I’ll take Gender for me but not for Zee for 200, Alex
This gender that totally exists is the result of a transitioning two spirit groundhog furry mating with a questioning wolf-self non-binary scene kindred.
What is a potted plant?
The board is yours.
“Apart from a warmer-than-average winter, climate experts consider this positive proof of global warming.”
“What is a colder-than-average winter?”
“… Is correct.”
“A question that might as likely be heard in the electoral college as here on Jeopardy.”
“What is Why did the computer just award my points to Joe Biden?”
“Correct..”
“And our categories are:”
WAYS TO PRONOUNCE “PSALMIST”
YOU KNOW, THE THING
THINGS ABOUT ANTHONY WEINER THAT CREEP PEOPLE OUT
DICTATORIAL GOVERNORS
YGDT!LTATSOTE!
“And for some of us:”
POPERY
Contestant: Socialist Tropes for 200
Alex: This well kn…
Contestant: What is racism.
Alex: Correct.
Contestant: 400
Alex: Scientists hav
Contestant: WHAT IS RACISM!
Alex: Correct.
Contestant: Same category for 6
Alex:…
Contestant: WHY DON’T YOU JUMP OFF A CLIFF YOU G. D. RACIST!
Alex: That is correct.
Contestant: I’ll go for 800.
Alex: I..
Contestant: REEEEEEE RACISM
Alex: I’m sorry. All answers must be in the form of a question.
Contestant: SOCIALISM MUST NOT BE QUESTIONED!
Alex: The judges have just informed me that I should allow it.
Contestant 2: Wait a minute, why does he have more points than me?
Because racism contestant number two. No wonder you’re in the red.
Republican Contestant “My buzzer’s not working, Alex.”
“I’m afraid the judges have ruled that that’s now moot. Moving on…
REPUBLICAN CONTESTANT: “I’ll take ‘Swing States’ for $100, Alexa.”
ALEXA: “Democrat Candidates Usually Get This.”
DEMOCRAT CONTESTANT [buzzing in]: “I’ll bet it all, Alexa!”
REPUBLICAN CONTESTANT: “What?”
ALEXA: “Go ahead.”
DEMOCRAT CONTESTANT: “What is The Daily Double?”
[Bells and siren sound, lights illuminate “Daily Double” logo.]
ALEXA: “Correct!”
REPUBLICAN CONTESTANT: “That’s supposed to be announced at the beginning of the turn!”
ALEXA: “Oooh, sorry. Needs to be phrased in the form of a question.”
FAMOUS “W”s WHO ARE ALLOWED TO COMMENT ON IMAO
“W”‘s commenting? That would only happen in a mad, mad, mad, mad world.
That’s BIG…
Compassionate Cancellation
Pandemic
Hoaxes
Economy
Socialism
Dead Game Show Hosts
Fraud
President Trump’s Second Term Agenda
Here’s an entire board:
Cringe Inducing Candidates
Fascist Actions Excused by Covid-19
Who Is This Riot For?
Twitter Knows Best
Who Is That Masked Man
Canceled Celebrities
“Jeopardy” categories for 2020 might include…
Basil or Basil?
Lid calling
Literally Hitler
Emus in History
Democrat Vote Fraud
We Don’t Want To Say It’s Aliens
This group built the pyramid of Giza.
They created the geoglyphs in Nazca, Peru.
Responsible for Twitter deleting Alex Jones.
Secret advisors for the Rothschild’s.
Shape-shift into the form of Emus in order to infiltrate irreverent right-leaning websites.
Final Jeopardy category…Famous Movie Scenes.
Q: Which member of Taggert’s posse actually rode back for a s**t load of dimes?
Que the music……..
Who was Basil?
You expect me to think up clever things on a Saturday while I’m recovering from a food coma? I laugh at your impertinence…