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From The Autobiography of Mark Twain:

. . . there was a fine phrase, a quite elegant phrase, that was on everybody’s lips, and everybody enjoyed repeating it, day and night, and everywhere, and of enjoying the thrill of it: “The press is the palladium of our liberties.” It was a serious saying, and it was a true saying, but it is long ago dead, and has been tucked safely away in the limbo of oblivion. No one would venture to utter it now except as a sarcasm.

Mr. Guggenheim has lately been chosen United States Senator by a bought legislature in Colorado—which is almost the customary way, now, of electing United States Senators. Mr. Guggenheim has purchased his legislature and paid for it. By his public utterances, it is plain that the general political rottenness has entered into him and saturated him, and he is not aware that he has been guilty of even an indelicacy, let alone a gross crime. In many instances the palladium of our liberties has nothing but compliment for him, and justification.

Mr. Guggenheim, in buying what an obsolete phrase called senatorial “honors,” did not buy the entire legislature, but practised the customary economy and bought only enough of it to elect him. This has been resented by some of the unbought; they offered a motion to inquire into the methods by which his election was achieved, but the bought majority not only voted the motion down but actually sponged it from the records.

[1907]

Links of the Day: Shakespearing Biden

You know how we’re always inviting submissions? Well, it’s paid off, at least for fans of Shakespeare.

The creator of the blog DaddyBear’s Den [“Episodes from the life of a middle aged dad”] saw the recent Julius Caesar parody here, and wrote:

Hi! I have a few blog posts that I published last month that might dovetail with the Caesar post from the other day. They’re a riff on MacBeth.

They are pretty great. I’ll just give a sample of them, here. Not a line is wasted in any of them, and parody and sarcasm do contend all the way through.

(“A ballot of the mind…”)

(“Now o’er the one halfwit
Voters seem dead…”)

FIRST WITCH
Where shall we three meet again?
In Atlanta, or Phoenix, or in Philly town?

SECOND WITCH
When the hurly-burly’s done,
When the election’s lost and won.

THREE WITCHES
Fair is foul, and foul is fair,
Make all the votes say “Biden” there.

He parodies the famous “Double, double, toil and trouble” speech — but I don’t want to give away all of his humorous twists.

OK, just one more sample:

To-morrow, and to-morrow, and… something,

Creeps in this petty pace from day to… you know, the thing

Be Afraid!

Happy Friday all and welcome to the first installment of “Be Afraid!” where we will take a look at some small news item that you should mark well because, it can happen here!

While this story comes to us courtesy of the UK I am sure our leaders are up to challenge of keeping up.

Story link

UK Government May Only Let People Out ONCE A WEEK

And no talking in supermarkets

Some of the juicy bits.

Claiming that the National Health service is at breaking point, the government is said to be considering implementing stricter rules, including  compulsory mask-wearing outdoors, and banning so called ‘extended bubbles’, where people are allowed to meet one person from another household.

Most chilling, however, is the revelation that cabinet ministers have privately debated preventing people from talking to each other in the street and in supermarkets, and even preventing people from leaving home more than once per week, and introducing curfews.

Oh, it gets better…

The source added that the government is discussing “making sure people aren’t using their own creativeness to interpret the rules how they want to.”

The report suggests that enforcement of the rules will be upped even more, with on the spot fines, potentially being upped from £200 to £500.

Can’t wait for something similar to happen here. You know our new overlords just would love to make some money and keep the peasants in their place.

Things are really starting to go crazy these days. It hardly seems possible to stay ahead of it. By the time this comes up on Friday (preloading posts is tight!) this may be outdated.

We will try our best.

Thought for the day.

William: ‘I’m sure we can all pull together, sir.’

Vetinari: ‘Oh, I do hope not. Pulling together is the aim of despotism and tyranny. Free men pull in all kinds of directions.’

~~ Terry Pratchett

Thursday Night Open Thread: 2021 Does Not Disappoint, So Far

Je me viens sous?

Husband on Leash Breached Quebec’s Covid Curfew
BBC | January 12, 2021

A couple in Canada have been fined for breaking Covid curfew rules after the woman was caught “walking” her husband on a leash, according to local media.

The woman reportedly told police that she was just out “walking her dog” near their home in the city of Sherbrooke, in Quebec province.

On Saturday the province imposed a nightly curfew between 20:00 and 05:00.

Walking a dog close to home is one of the only acceptable reasons to be outside between those times.

Nightmare Fuel

Lost Passwords Lock Millionaires Out of Their Bitcoin Fortunes
The New York Times | 12 Jan 2021 | Nathaniel Popper

Bitcoin owners are getting rich because the cryptocurrency has soared. But what happens when you can’t access that wealth because you forgot the password to your digital wallet?

Stefan Thomas, a German-born programmer living in San Francisco, has two guesses left to figure out a password that is worth, as of this week, about $220 million.

The password will let him unlock a small hard drive, known as an IronKey, which contains the private keys to a digital wallet that holds 7,002 Bitcoin.

While the price of Bitcoin dropped sharply on Monday, it is still up more than 50 percent from just a month ago when it passed its previous all-time high around $20,000.

The problem is that Mr. Thomas years ago lost the paper where he wrote down the password for his IronKey, which gives users 10 guesses before it seizes up and encrypts its contents forever. He has since tried eight of his most commonly used password formulations — to no avail.

“I would just lay in bed and think about it,” Mr. Thomas said. “Then I would go to the computer with some new strategy, and it wouldn’t work, and I would be desperate again.”

He’s currently at Yosemite Sam level of frustration. If he blows his next two guesses, he’ll go full Tasmanian Devil.

Wonder if his original password had a typo in it.