Win an All-Expense-Paid* (*by Someone Else) Trip With the Greta Thunberg Family!! Posted by Oppo on 2 January 2021, 2:00 pm Simply explain where you are going to go and what you are going to do that does not involve fossil fuels.
Yamal, to chop down Mikey Mann’s Magical Hockey Stick tree, fashion a club out of it, then beat her and her family to a carbon-free pulp. Their footprints will be removed from the Earth, thereby pleasing Mother Gaia. It’s For The Chilllren! 1 Reply to this comment
My couch. Oh wait, gonna turn on my lights. Damn. Almost had it.
I’m going back to the future, using 1.21 gigawatts or so of fusion power…
We’ll go club baby seals together.
Going to walk down the block and visit Fred, Wilma, Barney and Betty.
Second prize: Chinese water torture.
Second Prize: Two trips with Greta & her family
Yamal, to chop down Mikey Mann’s Magical Hockey Stick tree, fashion a club out of it, then beat her and her family to a carbon-free pulp. Their footprints will be removed from the Earth, thereby pleasing Mother Gaia.
It’s For The Chilllren!
How dare you!?!