Rhyme Time Posted by Oppo on 6 February 2021, 6:00 pm To get you in the mood for a hootenanny . . . Please complete the poem: There once was a woman KamalaWho got some power and voilà!
There once was a woman, Kamala Who got her some power and voilà! As the ultimate prize Sat right before her eyes One man’s death would make her top koala! 2 Reply to this comment
There once was a woman, Kamala Who got her some power and voilà! But her triumph’s a freak, Her abilities, weak… She can’t even run Walla Walla! 2 Reply to this comment
Reminds me of the poem about a man from Nantucket. Let’s just say his exploits were highly overrated. 2 Reply to this comment
There once was a woman Kamala Who got some power and voilà! Slept her way near the top As she’s a vacuous flop Like Biden, her brain is cole slaw. 2 Reply to this comment
Yes, I admit, the rhyme opportunities are limited. There once was a woman Kamala Who got some power and voilà! Any mention of skanks Were Dem-oted and thanks To be given (in ranks) to ol’ Allah. Reply to this comment
There once was a woman Kamala Who got some power and voilà! Her behavior is weird Her stupidity feared Her peculiarity is now known as “anomala.” 1 Reply to this comment
There once was a woman Kamala Who got some power and voila “VP, it’s to laugh I’m really chief of staff Second fiddle makes it easy to swalla” 1 Reply to this comment
There once was a woman, Kamala
Who got her some power and voilà!
As the ultimate prize
Sat right before her eyes
One man’s death would make her top koala!
Bacon for using “top koala” in a sentence!!
There once was a woman, Kamala
Who got her some power and voilà!
But her triumph’s a freak,
Her abilities, weak…
She can’t even run Walla Walla!
Reminds me of the poem about a man from Nantucket. Let’s just say his exploits were highly overrated.
There once was a woman Kamala
Who got some power and voilà!
Slept her way near the top
As she’s a vacuous flop
Like Biden, her brain is cole slaw.
Yes, I admit, the rhyme opportunities are limited.
There once was a woman Kamala
Who got some power and voilà!
Any mention of skanks
Were Dem-oted and thanks
To be given (in ranks) to ol’ Allah.
I tried, and failed to work in FDR’s dog…
There once was a woman Kamala
Who got some power and voilà!
Her behavior is weird
Her stupidity feared
Her peculiarity is now known as “anomala.”
There once was a woman Kamala
Who got some power and voila
“VP, it’s to laugh
I’m really chief of staff
Second fiddle makes it easy to swalla”