Why don’t a couple of hundred thousand citizens drop off laptops with a couple of hundred thousand incriminating emails, videos, and images — at privately-owned repair stores, and never pick them up, so that the president of the United States can call them the smartest people he’s ever met?

Once so designated, we’d surely be nominated to top positions. Top positions.

As an added bonus, this will give a couple of hundred thousand FBI agents nothing at all to do, so they could then go on vacation.

Win/win.

Until all repair stores are government-owned.