WDS noted what you probably have observed in your daily life: you oppressed someone just by leaving your house today.
This can’t be right. You have to stop oppressing people this way.
When you shut the door or turn the key, have your considered that you are keeping out those who require a couple of square meals and your wife’s jewelry?
When you go downstairs, are you thinking about the crooks in wheelchairs who can’t make the ascent?
You are therefore a bad person. As bad as the folks on ADT commercials who hide their stuff from all-white intruders. Or should that be “all white intruders”? They never clarify that.
Unfortunately, intruders are a fact of life. While you oppress those who visit your house while you are away, you may want to consider what to do when they visit while you are not away. The Supreme Court has struggled with this, time after time: the words “the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed” are very, very confusing, and require centuries of legal thinking.
So much so, that you and the person who entered your home uninvited will long be dead before they come to any conclusion.
I oppressed any and all commenters by being the first to comment. And, yes, I’m white, so it’s my privilege that allows me to comment first.
TAGGERT: I am oppressed!
Update:
After opporessing __________ (insert protected group) somewhere by taking my trash to the transfer station, I further opporessed_________ (see above) by feeding wild animals on my vast expanse of acreage that I probably have no right to own as it was no doubt stolen from __________ at some point in time. btw, my carbon footprint today was brutal.
My thanks to SlickLocks for helping me oppress the folks who have as much right as I do to the tools and equipment I keep in my work truck. What does Reeses say? Not Sorry!
People who try to enter my home uninvited while I am home will henceforth be referred to as….”the late.”