Guy With Cigarette Stub, and Low-Brimmed Hat — Who Lured You Away From Card-Based Poker to Video Poker — Sincerely Recommends Those Electronic Voting Machines
Drop boxes everywhere on the street
Dems on the down-low
Ain’t no chance of a chance of defeat,
Machine votes ready to go
Are you ready — hey! — are you ready for this?
Were you hanging on the edge of your chad?
Into side doorways the ballots zipped
In the modern Cheat’had
Another one byte to trust
Another one byte to trust
And another vote gone, and another vote gone
Another one byte to trust
Hey, I’m gonna get you to
A number that you can trust . . .
Hey…electronic voting machines…what could go wrong?
♩♩♪
Oh, let’s go . . .
Drop boxes everywhere on the street
Dems on the down-low
Ain’t no chance of a chance of defeat,
Machine votes ready to go
Are you ready — hey! — are you ready for this?
Were you hanging on the edge of your chad?
Into side doorways the ballots zipped
In the modern Cheat’had
Another one byte to trust
Another one byte to trust
And another vote gone, and another vote gone
Another one byte to trust
Hey, I’m gonna get you to
A number that you can trust . . .
A number that you can trust . . .
♫
It’s the only game in town.
There are three lemons on the ballot, and you still don’t win.