That sometimes what happens in Vegas gets posted to Twitter if the right palms containing twitter thumbs aren’t greased. 4 Reply to this comment
True….but, when it’s a hunnerd and ten in the shade, it’s still damn uncomfortable. 1 Reply to this comment
… that you can’t always get what you want, but sometimes you get what you need… 2 Reply to this comment
That the babes wandering around the casinos handing out realtor cards only care about the square footage of your hotel room. 1 Reply to this comment
. . . you can’t meet with the owner of the Basil Not Basil Hotel & Casino unless you pronounce his name correctly the first time. Good luck! . . . although he’s not saying it, there are a lot of aliens there. 2 Reply to this comment
There isn’t even a statue of Moe Greene who was makin’ his bones while you were going out with cheerleaders. 2 Reply to this comment
…hookers & blow – same as he manages to find everywhere else he goes.
Awww…you’re thinking of Hunter Biden!
That sometimes what happens in Vegas gets posted to Twitter if the right palms containing twitter thumbs aren’t greased.
Paradise
Uncle Albert, and maybe he can apologize
The house will win.
…out who pays the electric bill.
… some piece of mind, amongst the soft patter of the slot machines…
… that it’s a dry heat…
True….but, when it’s a hunnerd and ten in the shade, it’s still damn uncomfortable.
… that you can’t always get what you want, but sometimes you get what you need…
That the babes wandering around the casinos handing out realtor cards only care about the square footage of your hotel room.
. . . you can’t meet with the owner of the Basil Not Basil Hotel & Casino unless you pronounce his name correctly the first time. Good luck!
. . . although he’s not saying it, there are a lot of aliens there.
. . . epic pool parties. (ya don’t even need to bring your own GILF)
…things he won’t tell us about.
There isn’t even a statue of Moe Greene who was makin’ his bones while
you were going out with cheerleaders.
…Wayne Newton stuck between his tusks.
That Ocean’s Eleven was a movie, not a playbook.
…he is also the eggman.
Goo goo gajoob