I would like to speak to you about something.
And, for a change, something of importance.
“What is it?” you may well ask. “And how have we come to this?”
I’ll answer the second question first.
We have become complacent. Complacent and complicit.
Doth not a sparrow fall? I hardly need elaborate.
In closing:
Get your friends, your loved ones, and your neighbors together, and some of your family, and have some ribs, barbeque, steak, pork chops, beans, and chicken — well, maybe not chicken if you’re having all those other things.
I need not elaborate.
I hope I’ve answered most of your questions.
And, by the way, the “OK” sign is not a white supremicist symbol.

I am stunned by your perspicuity, your inanity, and your obvious failure to carb-load for greater performance…
Was Churrascaria a thing when I was young? So much more satisfying than the Golden Corral, but my appetite isn’t what it used to be.