2020: Murder Hornets
2021: Yellow Crazy Ants
Next?
‘Crazy’ bird-killing ANTS that can fire ACID at their prey are removed from a remote Pacific island after aggressive invasive species was accidentally introduced from Asia
Daily Mail | 6/24/2021US Fish and Wildlife Service said the yellow crazy ant has finally been successfully removed from Johnston Atoll National Wildlife Refuge
The atoll is in the Pacific Ocean, roughly 820 miles southwest of Honolulu.
The last sighting of a yellow crazy ant was in December 2017.
Yellow crazy ants, which originated in Southeast Asia, stalk seabirds on the atoll.
They spray formic acid on the birds, causing injuries and even death.
Yellow crazy ants are ‘scavenging predators,’ with diets that include grains, seeds and have been known to attack and dismember land crabs, earthworms and other insects.
MS-13-squitoes?
Mosque-quitoes?
Snipiranhas?
Suicide Pomeranians?
Eland mines? (“No, he just grazed me.”)
The Alpacalypse?
AOC
Giant Emurantulas. R U N ! ! !
I’m not falling for that trick – I’ve seen Ghostbusters…
Vinkman: “What did you do, Ray?”
Ray: “I chose the stupidest, goofiest, most laughable pedo corrupt idiot imaginable to be president.”
… the presses at the Federal Reserve…
President KamaLOL
THAT’S NOT GOING TO BE FUNNY!!!!
Hitchcock roaches
Well, Democrats already had the Byrds.
What’s the Next Doomsday Creature?
Covid Bats!
What’s the Next Doomsday Creature?
Staff abusers. (no, I’m not talking about Jeff Toobin)
According to the current administration, WASPs, of course
Porpoise-Built Underwater Mines
Crow-Magnum Drawings
Emusculators
Didn’t I see a movie about this once?
If it was “Birdemic,” I hope it was the MST3K (or was it RiffTrax?) version.
Blazing Explosive Diarrhea Mosquitoes
Tequila Mockingbirds
+1
Amok Turtles
Tasmanian Weevils
Portuguese Man-O-Unwinnable-Wars
I’m not going to say it’s aliens, but…
Pangolins of Unusual Size
The Hindenbird!
“Peaceful” Protesters
Jehovah Witness Badgers.
You misspelled “badgerers.”
Don’t need none of those stinkin’ things.
Black Widow Lives Matter
Manatifa
2020: Murder Hornets
2021: Yellow Crazy Ants
2022: Radioactive Boar/Pig Hybrids
2020: Murder Hornets
2021: Yellow Crazy Ants
2022: Crazy Yellow Aunts
Not to be confused with that movie…Crazy Rich Yellow Ants from a couple of years ago.
2020: Murder Hornets
2021: Yellow Crazy Ants
2022: Demented Democrat Congressional Losers.
What’s the Next Doomsday Creature?
2020: Murder Hornets
2021: Resurrected Cicadas
2022: Seal Slaughtering Polar Bears (global warming couldn’t even get rid of those white menaces)
Dogs and cats living together – mass hysteria.
Gulf of Mexico* Kaiju.
*Gulf of Texas