Archive of entries posted on February 2023

U.S. Military, In Confidence-Building Exercise, Cannot Locate One Single Square Acre in the Continental U.S. That Is Free of Danger From a Falling Balloon

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Allows It To Cross From Pacific to Atlantic To Avoid “Undue Risk” to Deserts, Mountains, Streams, Rivers, Bayous, Wind Farms, Solar Arrays, Swamps, The Great Salt Lake, Fields of Wheat, Fields of Corn, Amber Waves of Grain, Air Force Bases, Area 51, That Stretch of Highway 66 Between Texas and New Mexico, Wilderness Areas Where Bears Are, Beaches, Meadows, Plains, Canyons, Yards, Lawns, Golf Courses, Lake Michigan, Lake Superior, & Abandoned Office Parking Lots Because It Was a Weekend

Biden Vows To Cause More Car Dealerships and Malls To Close, in Order To Create More Safe Spaces in Which To Shoot Down Chinese Balloons

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Harvey Award winners notice

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Just wanted to let everyone know that I am keeping track of Harvey Award Winners. Here are the winners for 2023 so far.

1.Burt

January 5, 2023 at 12:29 PM (Edit)

The Best Way To End the Speaker Stalemate in the House of Representatives Is…

a write in campaign for FramkJ Flemming.

Straight Line of the Day: The Best Way To End the Speaker Stalemate in the House of Representatives Is…

2.Gumbeaux

January 6, 2023 at 1:01 PM (Edit)

. . . he believes his wife is a doctor, his son is a genius and an artist, his brother is honest, his VP is a nun, the peasants derive rights from a thing, he was actually elected, his Cabinet is qualified for the jobs they hold, ditto his idiot Supreme Court justice, KJP could pass a lie detector test without the machine exploding, Bernie Sanders is a piker when it comes to Socialism, and the omnibus just passed includes Johnson’s baby shampoo for all the migrant kids he will visit in El Paso.

Straight Line of the Day: The United States Actually Has a President Who Cannot Differentiate Between Fiction and Reality. Therefore, …

3.rodneydill

January 12, 2023 at 12:14 PM (Edit)

Pelosi’s botoxed forehead.

Strait Line of the Day: Gibraltar Is Nowhere Near as Rock-Solid as…

4.Burt

January 18, 2023 at 4:46 PM (Edit)

It occurred to me that if our governing body is really worried about overthrow attempts, they should stop being a government that needs to be overthrown.

FBI Hip-Hop Thread

5.DamnCatJanuary 30, 2023 at 12:12 PM (Edit)

Limited government.

Straight Line of the Day: “Boys Will Be Boys” Necessarily Retired as a Saying. Also To Be Retired: …

If you get to a Harvey level please let me know so I can add you to the list. I’m pretty good at surveying all the posts but I would hate to have anything slip through. I also hope to get more active in awarding Obscuries and who knows, maybe we can come up with another award or two to keep you all amused.

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Babesleaga Group R : Final Results and Standings

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Let us congratulate the winner of Group R.

Kaley Cuoco

Results

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Final Standings

ContestantsRecordPointsAveragePoints AgainstAverage Score
Kaley Cuoco7 – 0 – 066194.4234294.42-48.56
Jennifer Aniston6 – 1 – 064291.7137691.71-53.71
Cobie Smulders5 – 2 – 055579.2943579.29-62.14
Sarah Michelle Geller4 – 3 – 055879.9144079.71-62.86
Courteney Cox3 – 4 – 048569.2951869.29-74.00
Lisa Kudrow2 – 5 – 037954.1461254.14-87.43
Melissa Rauch1 – 6 – 041859.7156959.71-81.29
Emma Caulfield0 – 7 – 028140.1467840.14-96.86

Group S Week 1 matches.

  • 10:00 am Carole Lombard vs Donna Reed
  • 2:00 pm Doris Day vs Hedy Lamar
  • 6:00 pm Lana Turner vs Myrna Loy
  • 8:00 pm Rita Hayworth vs Vivian Leigh

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