Straight Line of the Day: With a Gigantic New Complex, What Will the FBI Do With All That Space?

New FBI HQ Slated to Be Twice the Size of Pentagon, Larger Than Kremlin
Front Page Magazine | 02/08/2023 | Robert Spencer

“Massive new building” is actually an understatement. Your taxpayer dollars are set to be used for a staggeringly massive new FBI complex that will be double the size of the Pentagon. If you have ever flown into Washington, you can often see the Pentagon from the air and get a clear idea of how immense it is. Now the feds will have a playground that makes the Pentagon look like some third-tier accountant’s cubicle.

Straight Line of the Day: With a gigantic new complex, what will the FBI do with all that space?

Cartoons and Memes

“Good morning Mr. Walrus, how are you today?”

“Lousy, I’ve come down with a cold.”

“That’s not good. I’ll make some tea and then it is straight to bed!”

“I’m felling better already.”

Winner

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Which one is funniest?
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Classic Car Competition

“Good to see you Mr. Walrus. How is retirement treating you so far?”

“Not dead yet.”

“How did the surprise with Miss Welch and Miss Derek go?”

“Can’t say, I signed a NDA.”

“The Moonnukers will be disappointed.”

“Life is full of disappointments. So, who won last week?”

“Here is the winner and this week’s contest.”

Winner

Ferrari 308 GTS

This week’s contest

Fiat 124 Spider

The Pininfarina-designed Fiat 124 Spider debuted in the U.S. in 1968 to an eager audience. With ample trunk space and enough room in the cabin for two people not to touch shoulders, the roadster quickly became a road trip classic. “It doesn’t have much power, but it’s cute,” Martin says. “It’s a great summertime car.” If you can’t find an original model online, know that Fiat is introducing an updated 124 Spider for 2017.

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Austin-Healey 3000

Introduced in 1959, the bulbous British roadster became the last of the “big Healeys” when it ended production in 1967. Curvaceous and brass, the Austin-Healey 3000 was an automotive icon of the Swinging Sixties. “This was the final version of the ‘Big Healey,’ with its powerful six-cylinder engine and overdrive,” Martin says. “It will cruise easily at 75 mph on today’s freeways.” You can occasionally find a late-model Austin-Healey 3000 through Hemmings and other classic car-buying websites.

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Who do you prefer?
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