Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen Dined on Psychedelic Mushrooms in China: Report
NY Post | 7/19/23 | Mary Kay LingeMagic mushrooms may have been to blame for Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen’s mortifying bow before a Chinese official last week.
Yellen, 76, gobbled four portions of jian shou qing, a type of wild mushroom, when she dropped in at a casual Beijing restaurant soon after she arrived there on July 6, Chinese state media reported in an effusive story that took care to praise the secretary’s chopstick skills.
Did they also praise Hunter’s rolled-up-hundred-dollar-bill sniffing skills?
On her way back leaving a huge carbon footprint in her jet she cried out…”OMG look! The earth really is flat!
Yellen to Chinese: “So you’re saying our whole solar system could be an atom in the fingernail of a greater being?”
Yup! She was flying higher than a Chinese spy balloon.
“Yellen, 76:”
Seventy-six rhizomes led the jian shou qing
With a hundred and ten percent for The Man.
They were followed by rows and rows of the finest hooker blows,
Who screamed that Epstein’s Island’s banned.
Seventy-six years old, still caught unawares,
By the hundred-and-ten-percent Chinese mind
There were more than a thousand photos of Hunter in his underwear
And horniness of every shape and kind. . . .
I’m a bit Leary of this story…
Well at least she got something out of the trip. The USA didn’t.
The USA certainly did get something…we got the usual shafting we get when the Biden Administration deals with China.