You’ve Lost That Sinking Feeling:
Stepson of Billionaire Killed on Titan Sub Moans About Not Being Able to ‘Get Laid’ Despite Inheritance
New York Post | July 12, 2023 | Yaron SteinbuchBrian Szasz recently reactivated his Twitter account after going silent amid a backlash for flirting with a nearly naked OnlyFans model while rescuers were still searching for the doomed vessel. But he quickly found himself mired in renewed controversy for new tone-deaf messages on the platform.
“With millions to spare, I still can’t get laid,” the brash 37-year-old audio engineer said in a since-deleted tweet cited by the Daily Mail. “With all this cash I just want a girl to hangout with please!” Szasz added.
Sometimes looking like Barney Fife doesn’t quite cut it.
Why do people feel the overwhelming need to share their stupidity with the whole world?
I’ve wondered that about myself.
They could share it here with practically no one.
…and with free ridicule.
Love was once Grand..now its in the Millions
His love life is underwater.
Oh, this public plea from him should result in a very sincere life-long love match.
I look forward to a very heartworming [sic] story thirty years hence.
Fake news. It is an outtake from Airplane!: The Submersible! Right before he says, “I picked the wrong month to quit taking puberty blockers.”