Thanks to Scotty T for the idea:
Ladies and Gentlemen and Others, (see list provided on Press briefing table)
The Biden Administration is pleased to announce the creation of the “Office of Investigation of Music Czar”
For far too long the American people, indeed the World have been perplexed by such time-honoured questions as:
Who, yes, Who actually wrote the book of Love and should it be updated with pronouns and other identifiers…
Who put the Bop in the Bop She Bop… and should ”She” be updated to today’s standards…
Didn’t Tiny Tim write the Book of Love?
Obviously, they need to set up a committee to investigate the amount of reparations Elvis Pressley owes to Black Culture. They will need to set up a separate committee to track his location. He was reportedly spotted on Bourbon street not long ago, but others say he was in the ghetto.
Wasn’t he walking in Memphis? Two feet off of Beale?
If Bird is THE word, what are the other things we call “words”?
She bop, he bop, we bop
I bop, you bop, they bop
– Cindy Lauper –
Clearly cis-normative and homophobic!
Music Czar: What Else Could Progressives Investigate in Popular Music?
Does the question, “Can you see?”, inspire people to think too much for themselves?
Music Czar: What Else Could Progressives Investigate in Popular Music?
Once we get Jason Aldean and Oliver Anthony in jail, will there be any other problems for the czar to tackle?
You will get fooled again.
Office of Investigation of Music Czar
Was she really walking down the street, and did she really Do wa diddy.
Got a laugh out of me.
Can you really get anything you want at Alice’s Restaurant?
Shouldn’t ZZTop remake “Legs”, with different pronouns? They got Legs…
Isn’t it ableist to say that they “know how to use them”?
Shouldn’t One Margarita, Two Margarita, Three Margarita, Shot be incorporated somehow into new math?
“The three men I admire most, the Father, Son and Holy Ghost…” is too misogynistic and too spiritual and needs to be changed to the Older them, Younger them and Goalie host. And they should catch the last EV for the coast.
Is the Hokey Pokey really what it’s all about.
Prosecute whoever left that cake out in the rain!
Music Czar: What Else Could Progressives Investigate in Popular Music?
Why must there be teenagers in love?
Angst defined for the ages.
After midnight, whoever lets it all hang out, should be under suspicion for sexual exposure.
They ruined my old show that I watch the reruns of everyday..them making it Littlest Homo to placate the LGBQT crowd,my dog The Littlest Hobo named London would not be impressed..
You’re 16, you’re beautiful, and you’re mine. Just more evidence against Epstein.
Just how old was that horse in Montana? Were any interstate laws violated?
‘I see a red door and I want it painted black’ Would be heralded as successful vandalism against the GOP.