I guess you could use it to collect some tornado insurance.

Well, we all seem to be OK with government surveillance and unusually slow load times for all your postings on a phone or computer network.

Although this DamnCat confuses our best AI: Is he a cat with human-like powers, or a human with cat-like powers?

Anyway, Hillary or Kamala will win the next Babesleaga! Enjoy! Carry on! Oppo, pick that up.

Anonymous tip: Walrus once claimed to be the Egg-man.

Lawyer claims NYC teen charged in poet slaying is ‘great kid’ who wasn’t ‘looking for trouble’
Fox News via Yahoo | October 6, 2023 | Rebecca Rosenberg

A lawyer for a teenager charged with randomly stabbing a New York City poet to death and then spitting in his girlfriend’s face claimed his client is a “good kid” who wasn’t “looking for trouble.”

Brian Dowling, 18, was arraigned Thursday night for the caught-on-camera murder of Ryan Carson in front of his girlfriend, Claudia Morales, on Monday after the pair left a wedding.

Video surveillance shows a man police have identified as Dowling bark at Carson, “What the f— are you looking at?” and “I’ll kill you,” then stab him three times as he tries to flee.

“It’s pretty clear when you look at the video, he wasn’t out there looking for trouble but was in the middle of an episode, and in that episode things unfolded,” attorney Kenneth Montgomery told Fox News Digital.

“That person had anger issues, and it spilled into something else.” The lawyer would not directly confirm his client was the man in the footage.

“I do know this young man comes from a good family, and I can’t imagine him not being remorseful for something like this if the facts are what they say they are [and he did this],” the attorney added. “He is a great kid but clearly may have some mental health issues.”

“I can’t imagine him not being remorseful for something like this…”

It remains unclear what prompted Dowling to attack. He was seen in the video at first walking past Carson and Morales, before turning back. 

Daily Mail | Oct. 5, 2023

Legally (perhaps a statute of limitations precludes it), or in the public press?

No?

I find that really, really odd.

You’d think a thing like that would get a waiver, like New York gave to Trump’s accuser.

(1) Is making me hungry

(2) Has been at this “migrant worker” thing since 1935

UPDATE: Thinking better of it, he says “What the heck, I’ll just grant it myself.”

Ukraine funding unaffected.

That’s all you need to know.

My kind of guy, Walrus is.

French Citizens: Four Flights in One Lifetime Is Enough for You, Peasant
Red State | 10/02/2023 | Bob Hoge

The French used to be explorers and, along with the British, Spanish, and others, discovered much of the known world. 

But now, it would seem, almost half of its citizens would prefer you stay at home and explore your backyard for most of your life and avoid seeing the world—all in the name of climate change. 

They think four airline flights in your life is enough for you, peasant:

A poll from research firm Consumer Science and Analytics Institute (CSA) found that 41% of citizens would support such a limit. That number rose to 59% support among 18-24-year-olds. The suggested limit, proposed by engineer Jean-Marc Jancovici, would apply to air travel for business and pleasure.

Four times in your life. Can you even imagine that? It’s so utterly ridiculous that it defies the imagination, yet idiotic “suggestions “ like these are becoming the new norm. 

This is how crazy climate alarmism has become.

41% of French people are in favor of max 4 flights 𝗶𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲

Let’s just say this once more . . .

I know they all secretly want Oppo. It’s absolutely clear from the look of terror in their eyes.

Yes, I’ll go and consult a professional therapist now.

“Oppo? There’s no staff meeting at midnight?”

Heh. She should paint a nipple on her elbow.

Astronomers call for renaming the Magellanic Clouds…Explorer Ferdinand Magellan’s name is not fitting, a group of scientists argues
Science News | Sept. 26, 2023 | Emily Conover

A group of astronomers is coalescing around an idea to rename two neighbors of the Milky Way, the Large and Small Magellanic Clouds.

Named after explorer Ferdinand Magellan, the satellite galaxies are visible with the naked eye from the Southern Hemisphere. But Magellan’s name is not fitting, astronomer Mia de los Reyes and colleagues argue.

Nipples.

Boring.

…

Hey, Gang, I just clicked on a sort-of-adult site, and came up with this image:

Intern material!

Wowsa.

Hey Walrus, can I take her for a test spin?

If she passes the test, I will send her on to you . . . and zzxzx . . . and DamnCat . . . and . . Scotty T.. and that Bobot . . . and the rest…. here on Girl Again’s Isle. . . .

… probably pretty much what it seems.

… probably pretty much what it seems.

… and …

… probably pretty much what it seems.

I like the gal in the middle, though. And the blondes. Dr. Sadism can go f himself.

“Mom? You’re not going to let Oppo put on the web what we’ve done with him? Are you, Mom? Oh my God!”

“Mom, you’re not going to let Oppo put that one up too . . . are you? Mom? … Mom? “

Wait a second . . . I don’t even remember the summer of ’03.

And Oh Hell, Yes!

My advice, Paradise guys? Do her until next Columbus Day. She will appreciate that.

Girl-0n-Girl really doesn’t do much for me, because I feel like my male member is being left completely out of the action. Like, Ginger on MaryAnn.. What’s in it for me?

… Though I might reconsider.: