In a live-action version of the Baracky / Bull-twinkle show.
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Al Gore as Tennessee Tax-Exceedo
Jerry Nadler is Chumly
Donald Trump as the unstable genius Mr. Whoopee. And as Underdog.
The FBI/CIA as Go-Go Gophers
The Media as the elves with Fractured Fairy Tales
Their public as simply Simon
and Mr. Peabody is me, of course.
The National Post reports “Secret RCMP Report Warns Canadians May Revolt Once They Realize How Broke They Are”.
A secret RCMP report is warning the federal government that Canada may descend into civil unrest once citizens realize the hopelessness of their economic situation.
“The coming period of recession will … accelerate the decline in living standards that the younger generations have already witnessed compared to earlier generations,” reads the report, entitled Whole-of-Government Five-Year Trends for Canada.
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Referencing ‘In an emergency, break glass’ signs, Bank of Canada official says, ‘It’s time to break the glass’
CTV News Canada | 03 26 2024A senior Bank of Canada official says the need to improve productivity has reached an emergency level as the economy faces a future where inflation may be more of a threat than in the past few decades.
“You know those signs that say ‘In an emergency, break the glass?’ Well, it’s time to break the glass,” Bank of Canada senior deputy governor Carolyn Rogers said in a speech Tuesday.
English translation of the president’s tweet:
“A few days ago, there were two homicides in the northern part of our country. We have already captured the two culprits, members of the 18 Sureños gang.
“At this moment, 5 thousand soldiers and a thousand police officers have surrounded the districts of San José . . . , San Antonio . . . , and San Isidro . . . , to completely dismantle that clique.
“We are not going to stop until we eradicate what little remains of the gangs.”
Oh, wait, that was El Salvador’s president, and their districts. Should’ve known.
Thanks to zzyzx.
Biden’s Dog Biting Spree Under Investigation
The Center Square | 25 March 2024 | Casey Harper“Recently, news reports say the number of known dog-bite incidents involving the President’s dog Commander and Secret Service employees has risen to 24.” . . .
CNN reports the number is actually much higher than 24 . . . .
The group Judicial Watch released 269 pages of Secret Service records last month on the issue obtained from Freedom of Information Act requests.
We polled 100 IMAO Human Resource managers (the job of HR, as you know, is to hire more HR underlings). Here is how they rated Oppo (while simultaneously noting “shows improvement”):
All agreed on “Makes fun of HR and hurts HR’s feelings.”
James Carville Said What About Female Voters?
Townhall.com | 26 March 2024 | Matt Vespa…
In an interview published Saturday with New York Times opinion columnist Maureen Dowd, Carville voiced concerns about the culture of the Democratic Party and how it could be impacting Biden’s support among voters, especially those that are male.
“A suspicion of mine is that there are too many preachy females … ‘Don’t drink beer, don’t watch football, don’t eat hamburgers, this is not good for you,’” he said. “The message is too feminine: ‘Everything you’re doing is destroying the planet. You’ve got to eat your peas.’”
Carville, who was a strategist for former President Clinton’s 1992 presidential campaign, argued this culture and rhetoric is not addressing the concerns of male voters.
“If you listen to Democratic elites — NPR is my go-to place for that — the whole talk is about how women, and women of color, are going to decide this election. I’m like: ‘Well, 48 percent of the people that vote are males. Do you mind if they have some consideration?” Carville said.
When it comes to Biden’s low approval ratings, Carville quipped, “When I look at these polling numbers, it’s like walking in on your grandma naked. You can’t get the image out of your mind.”
Yeah, thanks, Carville.
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) was not pleased with Carville’s remarks.
