Straight Line of the Day: To Save on Funeral Expenses, …

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      • After sleeping on it I have decided to use an old wooden cigar box for my urn. All I will do is sand it down so all the pictures and words on it are gone, unless there’s some hot babe on it, which there isn’t. I don’t smoke but I think it would be cool to have cigar added to my ashes before the lid is sealed with Emu Glue, it’s better than Gorilla Glue.

  1. Save by ratting out The Mob instead of Hillary. The Mob will dispose of the body where it won’t be found, which will cut down on funeral expenses. OTOH, Hillary’s assassins make sure the body is found, so as to deter anyone else contemplating suicide.

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