🐊 Animal: “See my nail clippers over there on my key chain? I finally figured out what the little hole is for on them. Anyway, I got wasted trying to use them.” 1 Reply to this comment
“We’re gonna croc, croc, croc, ’til broad daylight. In fact, we’re gonna croc around the clock tonight.” 2 Reply to this comment
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Animal: “See my nail clippers over there on my key chain? I finally figured out what the little hole is for on them. Anyway, I got wasted trying to use them.”
So they said white wine goes well with Alligator, but I think it’s a croc.
“We’re gonna croc, croc, croc, ’til broad daylight.
In fact, we’re gonna croc around the clock tonight.”
“They said, “Come out to Indonesia, we’ll have a few laughs…”
…or South Florida. They’re there to…hiding from the gators in fear. 😨
Kicking back at the Lizard Lounge…
Everybody froze when emptied my pockets and pulled out my Crock 19…
So it’s true… you have the fastest draw west of the Mississippi?
That is one party animal!
Last big bender before he loses his SNAP benefits.
You’d drink too if you just crawled out of that toilet.
Kamala Harris, before putting on make up
😂 You must hungry for a bacon trophy.
Help! Someone stole my reproductive organs!