Cause you know I rode a freight train north to Detroit City?
And after all these years I find I’ve just been wastin’ my time
You know what I’m gonna do?
I’m gonna take my foolish pride,
get it on a southbound freight and let it ride.
I’m gonna go back to the loved ones.
The ones I left waiting so far behind… 🎶
Cool…song makes me want to hop a Freight to Detroit if I was 40 years younger. I would even have gone in unarmed with nothing but a Swiss Army Knife….no I wouldn’t have.
Why would I even go in armed?
🤔
“Because the NBA won’t allow weapons in the locker rooms …” – an unnamed NBA player
I bet Basketball Jones said that.🏀
Heavily drugged.
I’m 30k feet in the air in an aluminum tube travelling at 500+ miles an hour.
Why would you go anywhere unarmed?
Especially a public restroom in say …Detroit. No cameras. ☠️
Only one reason I can think of: Because you have well-armed bodyguards.
I got moves like Neo. With a bad case of vertigo.
My name is Chuck Norris and I’m all out of dental floss.
I’m a public gathering to public gathering ammo salesman.
Seeking war and carnage as a homesick, insomniac Palestinian immigrant.
Dr. Klan sent me there.
Ob — scury?
Cause you know I rode a freight train north to Detroit City?
And after all these years I find I’ve just been wastin’ my time
You know what I’m gonna do?
I’m gonna take my foolish pride,
get it on a southbound freight and let it ride.
I’m gonna go back to the loved ones.
The ones I left waiting so far behind… 🎶
Cool…song makes me want to hop a Freight to Detroit if I was 40 years younger. I would even have gone in unarmed with nothing but a Swiss Army Knife….no I wouldn’t have.
Now I want a Rum Mango Tango. 🥭
Panic???
Why would you go to Detroit at all?
Why would you go into Detroit unarmed?
Because it’s hard to point out the direction you want to go when hitchhiking and you ain’t got no thumbs.
Why would you go into Detroit unarmed?
To look for a hospital. They may only be flesh wounds, but I’d still like to get the bleeding stopped.
Why would you go into Detroit unarmed?
For the same reason you’d go into any big American city unarmed…because you’re a dumb ass.
I once went into Houston unarmed. True story, not a joke.
Call me dumbass because I deserve it. D.A..call me D.A.
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