Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
If you could instantly become an expert in something, what would it be?
Obscure movie-related questions, like “should we have just left George Lucas to destroy the Star Wars franchise on his own, or is it better off the way it is now: being murdered by Disney so grotesquely that it makes “Saw” look like the Teletubbies.

Giving women continuous, multi-hour orgasms.
The wording of the question implies that there is something in which I am not an expert.
You need to work on your puns.
Finding the right expert.
I’m not saying I would be an expert on aliens because I am an expert on them.
Picking winning lottery numbers.
I’m already an expert on posting witticisms on the Moon…what’s left that’s worthwhile?