Remember how in the movie Austin Powers Dr. Evil held the world hostage with a nuclear bomb for one “meeeeelion” dollars and was promptly laughed at. Well, North Korea could only hope to be that rational. They’re now using their nuclear weapons program as leverage to keep us from saying mean things about them. Yeah, they don’t like being called evil, so they threaten us with nuclear weapons. Dumbasses. To not send the wrong message, we should respond by saying even meaner things about them and constantly point out how funny looking their dictator is. He is really funny looking, BTW.
Why don’t we just use those 37,000 troops we have in South Korea and go take over North Korea already? They probably couldn’t muster a military force larger than eight millions, and I bet our troops are each comparable to 500 goddamn Commie soldiers who are probably half-starved anyway.
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Frank, you’re my hero, I want to name my firstborn son after you!
I agree with you, but we tried that already. We beat them but Chinese reinforced them and fought us back to the border. Personally, I think we should wait till we get a missile defense system working then declare war on China again, and immediately launch our missiles. Then when our reporters are asking why we destroyed them, we can say, “they did it too! its just that our nukes hit them and theirs were blown up over the ocean!”