First it was him talking about “idears” in the third debate, and now I just heard a sound clip of him saying, “I don’t need an AK-47 or an Ooshi for hunting!” on the Glenn Beck show.
Hell, most people mispronounce “nuclear,” but mispronouncing “Uzi”?
So, is Kerry just out of touch or is the big secret that he is, in reality, the total ‘tard that the Democrats pretend Bush is?
i vote for ‘tard.
Uber tard!
What he really meant to say is he’s “never gone hunting with Gushie”
(quantum leap Gushie)
Of course you need to hunt with an uzi, never know when the monkeys will strike!
He’s a totally out of touch ‘tard. In fact, he probably thought he was saying “Ay-Kay for Tea-seven.”
Did anyone else hear him use the term “Arizonians” at the debate? It’s ARIZONANS you ‘tard!
How about when he went to get a hunting license last week and said “I’d like to get me a hunting license.” What a dork!! We gun-toters are too smart to fall for your moronic pandering! And we don’t talk like illiterate hillbillies either (most of us anyhoo)!
said sing song style
‘tard, ‘tard, Kerry’s a ‘tard
Tard… misspelled isn’t it….
Seems like there should be a u somewhere….
F***tardus Maximus
Back when I was a Minnesotan, we used to refer to Iowans as Iowanians. It was a term of derision.
I wonder if that’s what Kerry meant when he called us Arizonians.
Did anyone hear Kerry mispronounce the word “chasm?” He pronounced the “ch.” They harp on Bush all the time for mispronouncing words, but Kerry ain’t much better at it.
i thought there was another character named gushie as well?
i thought there was another character named gushie as well? either way, it goes without saying, kerry is a ‘tard. he probably doesn’t even know what an uzi is. wonder if he knows its made by those evil joooooos.
Now let me tell a story
of a ‘tard named John
The nuanced fancy-pants
barely kept his mojo on
And then one day he was on a photo op
And ran smack dab into the blogger truth cop…
Frank that is…
IMAO…
Sarah’s squeeze…
Well the nex’ thing ya know
Old Kerry’s on the run
Ev’ryone ‘cept the D.U.
Knows the fancy goober’s done
On November 2nd Dubya’s gonna kick his ass
And send him packin’ to the pokie known as Mass
‘Chusetts that is
Nuance town
Loserville.
Definite tard.
And here’s a link to a picture of him being a tard. He doesn’t even know how to hold an RPG properly.
Yeah. The ooshi. Made by the Ishraelis.
What kinda bulletsh does it use?
Maybe he was trying to brush off some hag named Uschi (a common nickname for Ursula), who wanted to join him on his next goose-hunting trip?
Very nice FormerHostage!
I love it!!
I like to laugh at the state of my state (when I can).
Example:
Drivers here are called Massholes.
It’s no wonder-there is a lack of proper signage for drivers,we have no patience for out of town drivers who don’t know where they’re going.
grumble, grumble-blasts the car horn!
Isn’t Ooshi the French pronunciation?
yes, there was a gushie.
AngryCuban, when you put it that way it sounds like maybe he’s just drunk. “I don’t need no ay-kay furty-sheven or ooshi for hunting” now where’d that goosh go, I wanna ashk him a queshion.
So he mispronounces Arizonans, didn’t you guys get the THK memo that you are unimportant?
Maggie,
Drunk, liberal, what’s the difference?
Now, drunk and liberal and you have Kennedy.
No, I think he said “whooshi” — an adjective used to describe John “Breck” Edwards’ hair, and as such, “whooshi” has since become Kerry’s secret bedroom pet name for the Breck-boy.
Silly goose! You know that sissified pansy boy Edwards would never go on a hunting photo-op with his “butch-tard” Kerry!
Of course… Thinking about it, all that whooshi hair could, from a distance, simulate really lush blowing reeds and sawgrass in the wind, which the geese could mistake for primo nesting grounds – causing them to circle lower and lower for a better look. It would certainly provide a better shot – definitely an unfair advantage over other hunters who don’t have their own whooshi-headed… um, what’s the term they use for it? Oh yeah, “running-mate.” Heh…
uber ‘tard
too funny
bulgarian ak’s are the best. they’re made in vegas now. insourcing at its best
Senator Tard, will you require more time for the global test?
I think Cooper is in trouble.
Kinda like Nader taking votes from Kerry.
I listened to it and what I think he said was that he was huntin’ for A hoochie named Kay who is 47. At least you got to appreciate that, unlike Clinton, he goes for streetmeat that’s of age. Maybe a little overage.
oh, duh, I should have known Kennedy was a bad influence on him. ;D
FormerHostage lololol Frank.. make this a mp3!