Top 10 Excuses the IMAO Carnival of Comedy will not be posted today.
10. Democratic filibustering in the Senate prevented an up or down posting.
9. Since Newsweak originally fact checked it, I had to have it all re-re-re-checked. Ended up just flushing it.
8. I had to be taped back together to repair Carnival related side-splittage.
7. I spent night in jail after threatening to Force choke the guy at the tiicket window who told me they were ‘sold out’ for the midnight showing of Episode III.
6. Out all night looking for my puppy only to find it was the vicitim of a drive by blending.
5. Was too devastated that Vonzell got sent home last night on AI.
4. Taken hostage by mimes, who in turn were unable to communicate their demands to the authorities, an hours long empasse ensued.
3. Holding “Laugh Out” and no Carnival of Comedy will be posted until Kerry signs his 180.
2. I was Visciously Attacked by Linda Ronstadt when she discovered I am a Christian, a Republican and not an actual monkey.
And the number one excuse the IMAO Carnival of Comedy will not be posted today.
1. My dog deleted it.
The Carnival of Comedy is not ready yet, I apologize for the delay.
I fell asleep last night when I was working on it and haven’t yet been able for redo what I lost when my laptop battery died during my peaceful, albeit unscheduled slumber.
Remember kids, saving your work frequently means never having to say your sorry. Well maybe not never, but it works in this case.
I could have redone it today at work, but I had to, how to put a fine point on this, work.
Again, I am sorry but I will have it posted first thing in the A.M.
But you are a monkey!
You’d just enjoy a flogging so you will go unpunished as punishment.
Still no love for Team America from you guys here. Man that’s unpatriotic.
Team America- Comin’ again to save the expletive deleted day y’all
Cordially,
Uncle J
Ooh-ooh-ooh. Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
(Mind your own damn business. Spacemonkey will understand.)
Ah, so “never.”
Post it… (Shakes fist)
One more thing, spacemonkey.
If we all fill out the automated form so that you can cut and paste the carnival together… How come you had enough time to write that whole list of reasons why you couldn’t post, but not enough time to post?
I smell the worst kind of monkey business…
Spacemonkey business.
um, monkey, my computer just hybernates when the battery dies and then resumes without losing all my stuff after i plug it in…
perhaps you should consider an upgrade from the TRS-80.
😀
a4g there’s more to it than that, I read every post and rate them for content and this time I was.. well you’ll see.
Haha sarahk
Mine used to do that but now when the battery runs out, it says hibernating, then I get the BSOD and it dies, no recovery.
Spacemonkey, I totally understand. I haven’t been able to accomplish anything since the whole “Vonzell-getting-the-boot-even-though-I-voted-for-her” deal. Bummer. Go Bo (I guess).
Eventually you will learn to compose in Notepad and get in the habit of hitting CTRL+S after every time you insert a hyperlink. Learn this lesson sooner rather than later 🙂
As someone who has done many round-ups at Alliance HQ and lost a few of them, I feel your pain.
bad monkey!
Frank I do believe you may need to start spanking your monkey when things don’t get done.
Well look forward to it when you get it out.