Who loves reading essays by Bill Whittle? Me neither. They’re so long plus Whitler never answers my e-mails anymore.
Still, even though I haven’t had a chance to read it yet, I’m sure his first new essay since the Carter administration is super-span-tac-u-dac-u-lar. Santuary Part I is here and Part II is here.
Fist of Vader.
The Whittler even mentions YOU in the very first comment! Aren’t you special…
Frank! No link for me? Alas, I will continue to be your “Advanced Whittle Notification System” anyway.
Pansy. What, your bladder so weak you’re afraid of pissing yourself if you try to read it in one shot?
On every blog I’ve hit today the top or second entry is a link to his essay. I wonder if that says something about my perspective…
If you make him take this long to write again, I’ll have to track you down and break your toes with a ball peen hammer.
Where’s the cat pictures?
Frank,
I did not answer your e-mails because any message I get with the header “Is my penis normal?” automatically gets deleted by my spam filter.
Many apologies, old chum. So, what seems to be the problem?
Oh, needed some more info for publishing. Probably give you a call sometime as I get further in the editing.
I understand you’re busy and everything; now I need to clear my own schedule to read your essay 🙂
It’s an excellent essay…as usual for Mr. Whittle – well worth the wait and the time to read it.
PS – Frank J. is a ninny.
Heehee. Bill Whittle is funny! Who knew?
Just read Bill Whittle’s latest essay. Took me almost an hour, but, as usual, it was well worth it. Then I read the comments and the VERY FIRST thing I see is that this massive missive was due to YOUR suggestion! Just you wait till I find the remote control for my very own space monkey death ray! Fix you and your little dog (cat) too! Mwahahahahaa!
Drew
Yeah, so I’m a few days behind the rest of the world. What else is new?