MDG (blogson of yours truly, and oh yeah, kicking terrorist pinkytoe in Iraq) weighs in on the Newsweak fiasco.
And the evil fake sarahK has pictures of me cleaning and reassembling .45s and also managed to score some audio of longtime IMAO friend and fellow bloggette maggie katzen.
Virgin question
I know you have had expert Mormons on your website helping out with questions on theology, and hope that you may also have some Muslim experts.
My question is –How long do they stay virgins in Heaven? Do you put the old ones out with the trash every Thursday and wait for FedEx to deliver new ones? Or do you send them to the plastic surgeon in the Virgin Islands (no kidding) who is an expert in hymen repair? Or do you not actually touch them, which kind of moots the point of whether they are virgins or not.
And as one of your previous correspondents pointed out -wouldn’t 72 steamy, stroppy wenches make a better paradise than a bunch of tittering, schoolgirl virgins -imagine Britney Spears times 72!!!
Dude. They’re raisins.
Thanks for the link, Blogmama..
Good job on the .45’s Frank.
There is no doubt in my mind you will be gettin a call soon from the Army gun testing people for your expert advise on the XM8, and what bullet to make it fire.
When was it exactly .. that this country “lost the flip of the coin” (as in the old Bill Cosby routine) and now has to sit at the bottom of the hill (Gen Custer) while all the Indians in the world ride right down on us?
“Or do you not actually touch them”
Exactly. They don’t call them “eternal virgins” for nothing: there’s no way to catch them. Terrorists are actually going to hell, it just “looks like” paradise.