I am sure you all realize that when I mistakenly tell and off-clor joke when I imbibe with friends it should not be interpreted that I ever have or ever would have sex with Glenn Reynolds. Sexual interaction with Teresa is icky enough. And of course any reference to me screwing or not screwing someone else is just a metaphor for how if you don’t go to college you are a dumb ass who will end up in Iraq because of George Bush, who of course is screwing us all. Anyone who could interpret anything else from this statement is crazy. Or syupid. Or George Bush.
I apologize if you are a dumb ass and don’t get my stupendously fabulous humour and have ended up in Iraq. It was never my intention to insult our troops as they engage in torture and rape. I support them even though they are led by a commander in chief who is a dumb ass!
Now I know why you needed other bloggers to pick up the slack around IMAO. You’re spending your days playing at other peoples blogs! You get back here!
Wow…South Park broke this story months ago. Glenn’s losing his edge. Must be because his puppy grinder is broken (bones don’t blend very well, I hear).
Please avoid further inquiry. There are things I really don’t want to know.
Please tell me you weren’t looking to make a new friend…
The Insta-wife counts as three or four mortal women.
HAH! Puppy-beverages make you unattractive!! I KNEW IT!!
I am sure you all realize that when I mistakenly tell and off-clor joke when I imbibe with friends it should not be interpreted that I ever have or ever would have sex with Glenn Reynolds. Sexual interaction with Teresa is icky enough. And of course any reference to me screwing or not screwing someone else is just a metaphor for how if you don’t go to college you are a dumb ass who will end up in Iraq because of George Bush, who of course is screwing us all. Anyone who could interpret anything else from this statement is crazy. Or syupid. Or George Bush.
I apologize if you are a dumb ass and don’t get my stupendously fabulous humour and have ended up in Iraq. It was never my intention to insult our troops as they engage in torture and rape. I support them even though they are led by a commander in chief who is a dumb ass!
Hah! I like this Jon Carry fellow!
BTW, Frank J, how many sexual partners do YOU have? I only ask because I assume your wife reads your blog!
I like Glenn’s response to your inquiry.
Now I know why you needed other bloggers to pick up the slack around IMAO. You’re spending your days playing at other peoples blogs! You get back here!
Wow…South Park broke this story months ago. Glenn’s losing his edge. Must be because his puppy grinder is broken (bones don’t blend very well, I hear).