If I wanted to measure the intelligence of one walnut versus another walnut, what battery of test should I subject them too?
I know there are other things going on right now, but this question has been bothering me for a while.
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Set them both at an equal distance away from a terrorist. The one that rolls onto the terrorist and spontaneously combusts on him, is the smarter one.
Crack ’em both open with a gun.
Preferably by shooting, but whatever catches your fancy.
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…I’m not sure how this measures the comparitive intelligence of each walnut, but ya gotta admit, it would be fun to do.
I vote for the wrist-rocket test. Fire both walnutsat the monkey face of the nearest hippie poo flinger. Whichever walnut inflicts the most damage wins.
Set them both at an equal distance away from a terrorist. The one that rolls onto the terrorist and spontaneously combusts on him, is the smarter one.
Show them a Leiberman v Lamont Ballot. It will be clear.
I usually like to do the water test. if it sinks it’s a walnut if it floats it’s a witch.
Crack ’em both open with a gun.
Preferably by shooting, but whatever catches your fancy.
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…I’m not sure how this measures the comparitive intelligence of each walnut, but ya gotta admit, it would be fun to do.
I don’t know which of your nuts is smarter FJ, but I bet I could make ’em both smart! …assuming of course that you aren’t wearing a cup.
You answered your own question, Frank: “Battery”. hook up the “Battery of tests” to a random KosKid and test away. Soon the answer will be clear.
You could make that “voter intimidation technique 72″…
I vote for the wrist-rocket test. Fire both walnutsat the monkey face of the nearest hippie poo flinger. Whichever walnut inflicts the most damage wins.
Ask a Psychiatrist, they are the worlds experts on nuts. Or maybe a Hooker…