Some Operation Helpful Idiot suggestions for your reading pleasure. Actual authors may claim credit in the comments if they choose.
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Hola,
Gracias for taking the leadership on halting the global warming crisis.
But WE (nombre cool!) can do more and ther are lots of grande ideas we can do togeatehr.
I think we should demand congress make people use less forest products like toilet paper because trees remove the greenhouse gas emission carbon dioxide (CO2).
By using water to clean orselves instead of toileet paper we can save trees and dilute the pollution in our waterways because dilution is the solution to much harmful chemicals used by greedy corporate agribusiness.
This is very easy to do. I do it all the time in the fields with water for irrigation.
If I can do it so can others.
Feel free to use my idea to make people change.
Tener Cuidado,
Duo Che Chorrear
“Larga vida a Obama”

What a wonderful site – you have given me lots of information to share with my friends as we commune with nature up here in the mountains.
I really wanted to share something that I think might help. Since our problems are all about how the stuff we get is messing up the planet – why not have some kind of place where people can donate stuff so that it can be buried or something and that will keep the carbon that would normally be used when stuff is like ordered and carried and bought and used would then be able to be held down.
Stuff It for the Planet!
Love and peace.
Your Friend
Sunshine

WE is great! WE was waiting for you! it’s about time someone did something…
I saw an artical on the internet which shows such promise but it’s from the UK so I wanted to make sure someone here in america knew about it, you can find it here:

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If every cow had one of these, it would reduce GW and we would have so much methane we can use it to power our cars and reduce our depenency on foriegn oil and save even more GW!
I hate using GW because it reminds me of the initials of a certain “president” – ooh he burns me up!
Keep up the great WErk!!!! 😉
“moonpie”

I think we need a new national movement to ban soda pop and beer. The CO2 in beer and soda pop is what create the the fizz or foam. Why do we need fizz and foam? The world is in far to great of jeopardy to allow for any extra co2 to be emitted. I have to drive my car to work its to far to walk and there is no mass transit to take. So to reduce my CO2 I have stopped drinking soda pop and beer.
I know everyone can do their part.

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