[CRAZY URBAN MTB DOWNHILL TRACK – FULL RACE RUN!] (Viewer #14,030,820)
You can’t see the turns coming, and sometimes there are just… gaps… in the path. Even knowing that he doesn’t crash is of absolutely no comfort.
[CRAZY URBAN MTB DOWNHILL TRACK – FULL RACE RUN!] (Viewer #14,030,820)
You can’t see the turns coming, and sometimes there are just… gaps… in the path. Even knowing that he doesn’t crash is of absolutely no comfort.
Better him than me!
I’m sorry, but I am going to have to “nope” the hell out of this race.
After going through an omega level nutzoid section of the course:
“Here comes the difficult bit.”
Good morning Mr. Phelps. Your mission (should you decide to take it) is to ride your bicycle down hill through the treacherous alleys and footpaths of a third world city while people blow whistles and cheer you on because you’re a crazy gringo but mostly because they want to see you crash. Should you be killed the Secretary will disavow all knowledge of your mission. If you survive this experience you will receive absolutely nothing, not even a participation trophy but you can post your gopro video on YouTube. Good luck Mr. Phelps.
Trump press conferences should all start with him putting Mitch to a fuse, at which point the “Mission Impossible” theme song begins and a PowerPoint presentation shows scenes of various current events — while the reporters wait anxiously to see what will be ignited when the theme song finishes.
One of the all-time great TV theme songs. Put it to use. (Trump to fuse: “You’re fired!”)
It’s like that neighborhood starts at the top of Mt. Everest.
That course really put a strain on the regional supply of used pallets…
I notice he is already missing a tooth. I’m not surprised.