Yes, I’ve featured this one before. But it seems okay to play it again tonight. Just because.
What’s on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? It’s Thursday Night Open Thread.
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Yes, I’ve featured this one before. But it seems okay to play it again tonight. Just because.
What’s on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? It’s Thursday Night Open Thread.
Who wants to start?
[High Praise! to History Collection]
20 Facts About the Housewife Who Became WWII’s Most Highly Decorated Spy
BONUS LINK:
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Indiana man writes the Declaration of Independence on his driveway every Fourth of July
I love how he has that box fan out on the driveway with him.
That Boltonesque mustache is pretty sweet too.
BONUS BONUS LINK:
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Independence Day: The Forgotten History of America’s 4th of July and What It Commemorates
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“Look at these three words written larger than all the rest, and with special pride never written before or since. Tall words, proudly saying: “We The People.” These words, and the words that follow — must apply to everyone, or they mean nothing.”
— James T. Kirk, in “The Omega Glory”
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“We prefer to help ourselves. We make mistakes, but we’re human — and maybe that’s the word that best explains us.”
— Kirk, in “I, Mudd”
[A Job Well Done With A Lot More To Come] (Viewer #46,784)
The greatness of America is that this project to privately fund the wall exists, because expecting the government to do everything for us is just weird to Americans.
President Trump is including an array of military hardware, including tanks and fighter jets, on the National Mall to celebrate Independence Day.
I suspect he’s doing it just to tweak all the Democrats who were hoping those things would be part of a quagmire in Iran by now.
These are amazing:
First Verse:
Fourth Verse:
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UPDATE (7-4-19 9:30am): Speaking of all 4 stanzas, you can find them here in the midst of this intriguing and thoughtful piece by Isaac Asimov from 1991.

In 1776, there were 2.5 million people living in America. Today, That’s the number of illegal immigrants in Los Angeles.
2) Only John Hancock actually signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 1776. All the others signed later. If asked to sign it today, the majority of Congressmen would take a knee and whine about imaginary injustice.
3) All the original signatories would’ve agreed that the kneelers should be tarred, feathered, and tossed into Boston Harbor.
4) The youngest Declaration signer was Thomas Lynch, Jr. of South Carolina, who was 27 at the time. Despite his youth and immaturity, historical documents prove that he knew that the growling sound coming from his sink was a garbage disposal.
5) 7 of the 56 signers of the Declaration of Independence were educated at Harvard. I assume the other 49 were rejected because they identified as “Asian” on their applications.
6) The only two signers of the Declaration of Independence who later served as President of the United States were John Adams and Thomas Jefferson. To be clear, although Hillary Clinton is old enough, she didn’t make the list because A) she didn’t sign, and B) she didn’t win a majority in the electoral college.
7) The stars on the original American flag were in a circle so all the Colonies would appear equal. Which they are, even to this day. So don’t believe any Texans who tell you that their star is in the top left corner and is actually slightly larger than the rest. That’s not true. Although New Jersey’s IS smaller and lower-right.
8) The Declaration of Independence was first read in public in Philadelphia on July 8, 1776, after people were summoned by the ringing of the Liberty Bell. Yes, children, back then, there was only one ring tone to choose from.
9) The White House held its first Independence Day party in 1801. Which seems like a ridiculous delay, considering that Benjamin Franklin invented the red plastic cup back in 1790.
10) As part of the cruel terms of surrender imposed on the British after the war, America forced them to spell all of their words with extra u’s to remind them of their defeat at the hands of the “U”nited States.
11) Benjamin Franklin proposed the turkey as the national bird, but was overruled by John Adams and Thomas Jefferson, who recommended the bald eagle. Thankfully, those two lost the battle on the traditional Thanksgiving feast.
12) Even the leftest of today’s liberals approve of the American Revolutionary War. Mostly because all of its naval battles were fought using clean, renewable, wind power. Zero-emissions!
13) Since the earliest days of the nation, fireworks have been the traditional way for Americans to celebrate their independence. Also by shooting red-coated, tea-swilling, gun-grabbers. And it wasn’t because of the first two items. Hint, hint.
14) “Yankee Doodle” is a pre-Revolutionary War song originally sung by British military officers to mock the disheveled, disorganized American colonial army. Oddly, the British military has never reciprocated by adopting “The Battle of New Orleans“. It’s fun watching them get grumpy when you sing it to them, though.
The 243rd birthday of our country is a good time to re-read this document:
IN CONGRESS, July 4, 1776.
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.–Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
Georgia:
Button Gwinnett
Lyman Hall
George WaltonNorth Carolina:
William Hooper
Joseph Hewes
John PennSouth Carolina:
Edward Rutledge
Thomas Heyward, Jr.
Thomas Lynch, Jr.
Arthur MiddletonMassachusetts:
John HancockMaryland:
Samuel Chase
William Paca
Thomas Stone
Charles Carroll of CarrolltonVirginia:
George Wythe
Richard Henry Lee
Thomas Jefferson
Benjamin Harrison
Thomas Nelson, Jr.
Francis Lightfoot Lee
Carter BraxtonPennsylvania:
Robert Morris
Benjamin Rush
Benjamin Franklin
John Morton
George Clymer
James Smith
George Taylor
James Wilson
George RossDelaware:
Caesar Rodney
George Read
Thomas McKeanNew York:
William Floyd
Philip Livingston
Francis Lewis
Lewis MorrisNew Jersey:
Richard Stockton
John Witherspoon
Francis Hopkinson
John Hart
Abraham ClarkNew Hampshire:
Josiah Bartlett
William WhippleMassachusetts:
Samuel Adams
John Adams
Robert Treat Paine
Elbridge GerryRhode Island:
Stephen Hopkins
William ElleryConnecticut:
Roger Sherman
Samuel Huntington
William Williams
Oliver WolcottNew Hampshire:
Matthew Thornton
You know what? We shouldn’t limit our reading — or understanding — of this document for anniversaries such as today.