For the Nintendo Switch Lite, if it’s handheld only, is it really a “Switch”? What’s it switch into?

Can you vehemently oppose Trump without becoming worse than him? The evidence keeps point to “No.”

Everyone should just lackadaisically oppose Trump like me, the smartest, most reasonable man on the internet.

The only thing Jim Hopper did wrong was not shoot even more Commies. #FatRambo

For you youngins, Commies were the Nazis of the 80s.

Both political parties are falling apart and it’s great. How do we keep that going?

How come you can make like hundreds of different cheeses out of cow’s milk but only the one out of goat’s milk and it can barely hold itself together? What’s wrong with goats?

So who is the best Stranger Things character? It’s Dustin, right?

Some people get upset if they have a child with Down syndrome because it’s not what they’re expecting, but let me tell you: No child is going to be what you’re expecting. They’ll all be much more than that. No person is small enough to fit in your imagination.

The Lion King remake does seem like the most pointless of the live action remakes (which are all already kind of pointless) since it’s not really live action, but just an inferior type of animation for telling the story.

My 3yo is becoming so bossy. Whatever happened to that #BanBossy campaign where they tried to teach little girls to stop being so bossy?

Man, just stepped outside for a minute. Thank you air conditioning. #Blessings

It may be out of fashion, but I still blame all our societal problems on hippies.

So is there like “progressive privilege” where if you think you have the right politics, you feel like you can get away with any behavior?

The “AR” in “AR-15” stands for “AR-15 Rifle.”

With the way Trump has completely torn apart both parties, is he the worst president ever or the greatest president ever?

Little more than halfway through The Brothers Karamazov now. Plot-wise… it’s a little meandering.

The Democrats tearing each other apart, calling each other racist, has to be one of the most delightful things I’ve seen in politics in ages. It’s like all the angels in Heaven are smiling down upon us.

I don’t know why Shakespeare is considered so great. I read through one of his “comedies” — A Midsummer Night’s Dream — and I only laughed out loud twice. I literally laughed more times watching The Hangover.
Maybe Shakespeare is good at some things, but I really doubt he could have gotten hired to write for something like 30 Rock.

The “AR” stands for “Aramalite” which is German for “assault rifle.”

What would happen if Armalite made an AR-16? Society would collapse!

My 3yo kept begging me to play Mario with her, and I am not made of stone.

Scientists theorize that an AR-27 would be dangerous enough to destroy the whole universe.

Believing there are experts who can confirm what the correct politics are is a childishness on the level of believing in a tooth fairy.

So are really the only two choices people crammed into horrible detention centers or open borders?

Personally, I’m fine with tons more people coming here, but it’s like with people coming to Texas from California: Remember why you left.

Funny how The Brothers Karamazov talks a little bit about the folly of equating and Christianity and socialism. Eh, nothing new under the sun.

Man at supermarket was apologizing for his kids’ behavior (which I didn’t care about). Found out they’re his grandkids whom he had gotten out of a shelter in another state. Wish I gave him more words of encouragement; hardly a greater good you can do than give kids a good home.
It’s tough being a Christian and an introvert. You want to lift people’s spirits up, but you’re not very good at it.

I hate to say it, but my 3yo’s drawing of our family is a wee bit creepy.

Didn’t help that when she handed it to me, she whispered, “Seven days.”

*Democrats tear each other apart, calling each other racist*
MOST REPUBLICANS: *sit back laughing*
TRUMP: “No one is paying attention to me!”

Instead of apologizing for his tweets, Trump will just wait until everyone’s forgotten about it because he’s done something even worse.

So it’s over halfway through The Brothers Karamazov that you finally get plot stuff happening, most of the book so far just being setup (though it does kind of warn you about that).
My opinion so far is that Dimitri and Grushenka are perfect for each other as they both cray cray.

Funny how The Good Place started specifically saying it’s not the Christian version of Heaven, but after 3 seasons it stumbles on to why you need Jesus.
“It’s impossible for anyone to earn their way into the Good Place!”
*Jesus appears*
“Exactly. But maybe there’s another way.”

Maybe the House of Representatives can pass another resolution broadly condemning hate and bigotry without specifically naming anyone.

In case you didn’t know, I write for The Babylon Bee. If you see an article from them that makes you say “Man, they’ve sure gotten political. I miss the old Babylon Bee,” I wrote that!

We’re not getting rid of anyone here in America — the racists, the commies, the trolls — and we’re just all going to have to learn to live together. We’re going to keep moving into the future, and it’s no man left behind.

Re: this article, I’ve noticed that while you see a lot of criticism of Christians, you see little criticism of Jesus. That tells me people don’t look at his words very deeply, because if you’re not a Christian, you disagree with him on some big things.
Jesus had a lot of haters in his day, but now we act like everybody’s cool with him. But they ain’t.

This impeachment stuff is starting to be like when they kept teasing that Niles and Daphne were going to get together in Fraiser. I don’t what season finale they’re saving that for.

There are lots of bad racists out there, but part of the problem is the left doesn’t have any language left to describe them that they didn’t already use up on Mitt Romney.