Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Didn’t see that one coming… in the next James Bond movie, 007 will be played by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Didn’t see that one coming… in the next James Bond movie, 007 will be played by…
Didn’t see that one coming… in the next James Bond movie, 007 will be played by…
oh for heaven’s sake it obviously won’t be an Alien but… it will be an Alien.
Didn’t see that one coming… in the next James Bond movie, 007 will be played by…
006.
An inanimate carbon rod
Bacon! to you for guessing the answer that was in my head
Inanimate Carbon Rod was chosen because it was able to display a greater emotional range than Daniel Craig.
Who wants an emotional James Bond? Is he gonna emote someone to death?
Kirk… Captain Kirk…..
…Megan Rapinoe. Notoriety helps!
…a transsexual disabled midget…
of color.
. . . who is also a Furry identifying as a gender fluid goat.
In other words….Elizabeth Warren.
aka Identifies With Goats.
Whatever floats your goat
Inflated sheep bladders.
Didn’t see that one coming… in the next James Bond movie, 007 will be played by…
Trump, Donald Trump.
Didn’t see that one coming… in the next James Bond movie, 007 will be played by…
Basil not Basil.
Basil
Toni Basil
She’ll take you by the heart when she takes you by the hand.
Oh Blofeld, you’re so fine
You’re so fine you blow my mind
…Sweet Loretta Martin, who thought she was a woman, but she was another man…
Didn’t see that one coming… in the next James Bond movie, 007 will be played by…
Woody Allen
Again!
They’ve already put out a casting call for a 14 year-old Bond Girl.
Have they asked Jeffrey Epstein for help?
Jeff’s a little tied up right now with some kind of legal problems.
The law can tie you up? Does that cost extra?
It’s all negotiable.
Rented Love is the best love.
Didn’t see that one coming… in the next James Bond movie, 007 will be played by…
a METHODIST!
…an unlicensed poser…
…some guy who was just looking for an odd job.
I remember him. Wasn’t he in Jaws?
I will Grant you that a Bond villain did appear in Jaws.
I will grant you that Jaws was a Bond Villain.
Richard Kiel
Howard Keel.
…Sarah Conner…
Didn’t see that one coming… in the next James Bond movie, 007 will be played by…
a bottle of testosterone.
… one of the new Ghostbusters, with similarly pathetic box office results.
Didn’t see that one coming… in the next James Bond movie, 007 will be played by…
a non-binary number.
…one of Ms Galore’s myriad and sundry off spring.
… AOC, if she could count that high.
Didn’t see that one coming… in the next James Bond movie, 007 will be played by…
Tommy Wiseau
..a British Islamic Terrorist.
…Randolph Scott.
RANDOLPH SCOTT!!!
Whatever happened to him?
…a ham sandwich, heavy on the ham.
…Christopher Steel, International Man of Mystery
A CGI moose.
And if that isn’t badenov, Q will be portrayed by an animatronic flying squirrel.
LEEROY JENKINS!
The Vicious Chicken of Bristol
…Gumby!
damnit!
A giant Wisconsin Badger’s fan…. named Woden
Didn’t see that one coming… in the next James Bond movie, 007 will be played by…
Emma Peel.
Our Man Flint
Didn’t see that one coming… in the next James Bond movie, 007 will be played by…
Mike Meyers. No, not that one, the other one.
Did I get the wrong mask?
Oh behave.
Peter Dinklage
Didn’t see that one coming… in the next James Bond movie, 007 will be played by…
Hong Kong Phooey.
El Ka-Bong
Danger Mouse.
Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp
Jonny Quest.
The Hardly Boys
Nancy Drew
Speed Buggy
Courageous Cat
Secret Squirrel
Bananaman
a jackal-headed woman with her eyes akimbo
Didn’t see that one coming… in the next James Bond movie, 007 will be played by…
Inspector Gadget
Neil Connery
Didn’t see that one coming… in the next James Bond movie, 007 will be played by…
a future number 2 draft pick and a player to be named later.
Slab Bulkhead
… Peter Cushing, played by Guy Henry.
Gozer the Traveler
… Monk, Adrian Monk. At least that would be more entertaining than the current attempts to destroy the franchise.
Encyclopedia Brown
…Dan Crenshaw.
…someone who will not be playing James or Jemima Bond.
…another angry woman who doesn’t want men to watch.
…except for the ones ogling the Bond Boys.
…Mother Nature, creating a box office disaster.
…a woman with six children who says oh oh after a positive pregnancy test.
Richard K O’Brien
…Eric Stratton, Rush Chair, and he’s damn glad to meet you.
Didn’t see that one coming… in the next James Bond movie, 007 will be played by…
A currently out of work, Alfred E. Newman, an obvious choice being as he has no clue as to who Pete Buttedge is.
Didn’t see that one coming… in the next James Bond movie, 007 will be played by…whoever down twinkled this thread.
Looks we have some kinda trouble maker lurkin’ about!
Maybe, perhaps we should form an IMAO select committee to investigate this.