[To the tune of Billy Joel’s “This Is My Life”]

Got a laugh from the socialists
Who think it is real close
Say we shouldn’t go on the American way
This new crop in the House
And the sickheads on the Left Coast
Loud and proud of the hand-out routine in L.A.

They despise the U.S.
Think the Constitution is alt-right
Say we need to give illegals all they can take
I don’t care what they say anymore,
We don’t need any more strife
Go ahead, whip Euro lives — give us a break.

We never did invite that camel into our tent
We never said that there were laws that they could circumvent
They brought them in
Bring them out again
Don’t increase crime
Not on my dime.

They will tell you you can’t separate human traffickers from kids
But the law calls for separate detentions — or else
Ah, but sooner or later they slip up and admit that’s what they did
In the day, it was okay: Obama did it himself

I don’t see cause to worry, we’re free
And we’re all right
But I don’t really know how much more we can take
I don’t care what they say anymore,
This is my right
Go ahead, whip Euro lives — give me a break.