[To the tune of “The One That I Want” from Grease]

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[Joe:]
You got Jill’s
Husband lying
And abusin’
His control
And his power;
There’s no denyin’:
It’s election-defyin’!

[Sandy:]
You better save up
For a new green plan
‘Cause the sun has set on you.
You better kiss up;
You’re an old, white man
I’m the party now, not you.

[Joe:]
No one left, no one left of me will do.

[Duet:]
I’m the one that they want
(What they want)
Ooh, oo, oo, money
I’m the one that they want
(What they want)
Ooh, oo, oo, money
I’m the one that they want
(What they want)
Ooh, oo, oo, money

Unity?
Oh, yes indeed!

[Sandy:]
Get your fill
Of deflection
Don’t forget Rosie
The media’s
In my direction
Not Pelosi’s.

[Joe:]
I’d better cave now
Or else make a stand

[Sandy:]
I’ll increase demands
Who can keep me satisfied?

[Joe:]
I’d better wake up
Or make a move

[Sandy:]
You already proved
Lack of faith in you is justified.

[Joe:]
Are you sure?

[Sandy:]
Yes, I’m sure

[Joe (plagiarizing JFK):]
All boats would be lifted by the Biden tide!

[Duet:]
I’m the one that they want
(You are so done for!)
Ooh, oo, oo, money

. . . .

[Joe:]
The one I knead.
Oh, yes indeed.

[Sandy:]
The one I kneed.
Oh, yes indeed.

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